1 00:00:09,958 --> 00:00:12,708 [Upbeat music] 2 00:00:13,666 --> 00:00:17,458 ♪ While the credits roll I have something to tell you, dear audience ♪ 3 00:00:17,625 --> 00:00:19,541 ♪ so sit back in your chair ♪ 4 00:00:19,708 --> 00:00:21,666 ♪ I explain everything to you in the blink of an eye ♪ 5 00:00:21,833 --> 00:00:25,708 ♪ damn! Another latecomer hey Usher, lower your light ♪ 6 00:00:25,875 --> 00:00:29,666 ♪ and a happy step that leaves he thought he was seeing a duras film ♪ 7 00:00:29,833 --> 00:00:33,750 ♪ you probably saw the 1st sub-gifted where they all became high school graduates ♪ 8 00:00:33,958 --> 00:00:37,666 ♪ we find all these idlers who swim in full happiness ♪ 9 00:00:37,833 --> 00:00:41,666 ♪ they are at a garden party rather neuilly than porte de clichy ♪ 10 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:44,916 ♪ there's bébel and graffiti zard, gaëtan and Togo following ♪ 11 00:01:05,958 --> 00:01:09,750 ♪ We meet up with friends we talk about the baccalaureate, we have a good laugh ♪ 12 00:01:09,916 --> 00:01:13,666 ♪ it's not easy to make a hole there's more than one left in it ♪ 13 00:01:13,875 --> 00:01:17,541 ♪ still, they all graduated barely cheating ♪ 14 00:01:17,750 --> 00:01:21,791 ♪ cheating, they would do their job but the profession is crowded ♪ 15 00:01:30,208 --> 00:01:34,666 At the alliance française, I flirted with a beautiful girl... 16 00:01:34,833 --> 00:01:37,500 - A blue-eyed American. - "American"? 17 00:01:37,666 --> 00:01:40,125 She lives in a loft. I stay there too. 18 00:01:40,333 --> 00:01:43,791 ♪ It's true, what bébel says the girl exists and she's beautiful ♪ 19 00:01:43,958 --> 00:01:47,958 ♪ a real dream creature girls like that kill me ♪ 20 00:01:48,166 --> 00:01:52,500 ♪ also correct: He's at her house Jennifer, I think her name is ♪ 21 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,291 Where are you ? 22 00:02:05,875 --> 00:02:07,833 I'm going on vacation to vichy. 23 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,583 Yes. Golf! 24 00:02:09,875 --> 00:02:13,416 Me, I go to our family home: Horse. 25 00:02:14,791 --> 00:02:18,583 I am in the mountains. Mono in a camp: Rock climbing. 26 00:02:18,750 --> 00:02:20,208 The banks of the loire... 27 00:02:20,375 --> 00:02:24,083 ♪ Bébel preparing his effect we won't see him in le touquet ♪ 28 00:02:24,250 --> 00:02:28,041 ♪ at la grande-motte or pornichet he's stronger than these dadais ♪ 29 00:02:28,208 --> 00:02:32,041 ♪ he convinced his girl to go pick the pineapples on the spot ♪ 30 00:02:32,208 --> 00:02:35,708 No no. Me, I'm going to the Seychelles with Jennifer. 31 00:02:36,333 --> 00:02:40,166 ♪ In roubaix, here are twin sisters claudine leaves for the Seychelles ♪ 32 00:02:40,333 --> 00:02:44,791 ♪ the other, hélène, who is also pretty goes to Paris to a friend ♪ 33 00:02:45,125 --> 00:02:48,125 You realize ? Seychelles ! 34 00:02:48,791 --> 00:02:52,333 Don't sulk. You could have found yourself a guy to take you. 35 00:02:52,500 --> 00:02:55,916 ♪ Here is claudine vise's fiancé a bit as she waddles ♪ 36 00:02:56,083 --> 00:02:57,541 Hello, honey. 37 00:02:58,125 --> 00:02:59,458 Hello, Helen. How are you ? 38 00:03:00,208 --> 00:03:03,583 ♪ The twin pulls the face there is a malaise in the bronchi ♪ 39 00:03:04,333 --> 00:03:08,041 ♪ and here is Jean-Louis glomo it's glory, the radio idol ♪ 40 00:03:08,208 --> 00:03:12,541 ♪ because under the name of Paul Memphis he blows up the box office ♪ 41 00:03:14,708 --> 00:03:16,166 Mr Jean-Louis glomo, 42 00:03:16,375 --> 00:03:19,333 said Paul Memphis, divorced from Annie ferratu, 43 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:22,333 from françoise Armand, divorced from Marie ponce, 44 00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:25,750 divorced from Patricia goldenberg, from sylvie 45 00:03:25,916 --> 00:03:28,166 Robert, divorced from marianne girandon, 46 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:32,833 do you agree to take Carole morel here as your wife? 47 00:03:33,041 --> 00:03:34,208 Yes. 48 00:03:44,333 --> 00:03:48,458 ♪ This Memphis is a real flirty there he falls his bridesmaid ♪ 49 00:03:48,625 --> 00:03:50,458 ♪ I am silent: The film begins ♪ 50 00:03:50,625 --> 00:03:54,166 ♪ it's called les sous-doués on vacation ♪ 51 00:03:54,375 --> 00:03:56,875 Claudia, don't quit. 52 00:03:58,166 --> 00:04:00,375 Yes. I find you tired. 53 00:04:00,541 --> 00:04:02,875 - Not really. - You need a vacation. 54 00:04:03,083 --> 00:04:06,208 - I miss you, you know. - How nice. 55 00:04:06,375 --> 00:04:08,666 - How about a change of scenery? - I'm in good shape. 56 00:04:08,833 --> 00:04:10,541 We say that, then we are sick. 57 00:04:10,708 --> 00:04:13,666 - Come back or I'll be sick. - You do too much. 58 00:04:13,833 --> 00:04:18,125 - A vacation would do you good. - I assure you: I am in good shape. 59 00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:21,625 - Are you tired of yugoslavia? - It's not the Seychelles. 60 00:04:21,791 --> 00:04:25,333 - You should go to the Seychelles. - To do what ? 61 00:04:25,541 --> 00:04:28,416 To relax. You have rested enough. 62 00:04:28,583 --> 00:04:30,041 Go to the Seychelles. Claudia. 63 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:33,708 - I'm going to be bored, all alone. - Go with a friend. 64 00:04:33,916 --> 00:04:36,625 Mamour, we will be fine, in the Seychelles: 65 00:04:36,791 --> 00:04:38,541 The coconut trees, the sun... 66 00:04:39,291 --> 00:04:41,333 You, me, naked on a beach... 67 00:04:41,541 --> 00:04:45,541 And the other apple, in Paris, with a turtleneck and tights. 68 00:04:45,750 --> 00:04:49,875 We will not stay in Paris. We will descend in the south. 69 00:04:50,083 --> 00:04:51,916 "In the south"? Yuck! 70 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:56,333 The sea: A public dump. Put your left foot in the water, 71 00:04:56,541 --> 00:04:57,708 it brings luck. 72 00:04:57,875 --> 00:04:59,500 Anything ! 73 00:05:02,041 --> 00:05:04,250 What do you want me to do with it? 74 00:05:04,458 --> 00:05:06,708 - For you to dive. - Me, drown! 75 00:05:06,875 --> 00:05:09,041 We are going late on the plane. 76 00:05:09,250 --> 00:05:10,375 Me force anyone. 77 00:05:11,208 --> 00:05:14,541 Pullovers, for the Seychelles, it's not worth it. 78 00:05:14,708 --> 00:05:15,916 No snow. 79 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,541 You give me the keys of my apartment. 80 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:25,583 - Why ? - [In English] For the janitor. 81 00:05:25,750 --> 00:05:28,875 Ah ok. It is for watering the plants. 82 00:05:29,041 --> 00:05:30,750 Very well. You provident. 83 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:37,541 Man is a mammal. Latin "mamma": "Udder". 84 00:05:37,708 --> 00:05:40,875 Hence the first word spoken by the child to the woman: 85 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:42,250 "Mama." 86 00:05:42,416 --> 00:05:45,291 Association in the infant's primary brain, 87 00:05:45,458 --> 00:05:47,458 which confuses its mother and its teats, 88 00:05:47,625 --> 00:05:50,208 that is to say, maternal love and food. 89 00:05:50,666 --> 00:05:54,833 Nothing to do with the research you commissioned me to 90 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:58,083 do, and yet, knowing that your tour starts on July 20, 91 00:05:58,250 --> 00:06:02,333 how to refuse people this year? 92 00:06:02,958 --> 00:06:04,083 I have the answer. 93 00:06:05,791 --> 00:06:07,625 Excuse me sir. 94 00:06:07,791 --> 00:06:11,041 Don't pay attention to the mess: I'm under construction. 95 00:06:11,208 --> 00:06:13,416 Good. Make yourselves at home. 96 00:06:13,708 --> 00:06:16,000 Don't make a mess. I'm joking ! 97 00:06:16,208 --> 00:06:18,833 I am going to work. Good holidays ! 98 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:22,041 Anytime, you. Good bye ! 99 00:06:23,666 --> 00:06:25,916 I'm going to buy my scuba gear. 100 00:06:26,333 --> 00:06:29,750 If ever the plane is late or 101 00:06:29,916 --> 00:06:32,041 early, you call me at this number. 102 00:06:32,208 --> 00:06:34,708 - Go on. Hi. - See you later, honey. 103 00:06:35,083 --> 00:06:37,000 - Hi. - Hi. 104 00:06:39,250 --> 00:06:42,125 I'm so happy to go with him! 105 00:06:42,333 --> 00:06:45,166 Me, in your place, it would do that to me too. 106 00:06:45,375 --> 00:06:49,875 Johnny weissmüller swam so well he could pull up his shower! 107 00:06:50,083 --> 00:06:51,416 [Mocking laugh] 108 00:06:51,916 --> 00:06:52,958 Good. 109 00:06:53,625 --> 00:06:56,666 What am I going to wear for travel? 110 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,916 Jeans... or dress? 111 00:07:00,750 --> 00:07:02,541 A comfortable tracksuit. 112 00:07:03,250 --> 00:07:04,083 I read 113 00:07:04,291 --> 00:07:06,708 that American women only traveled in tracksuits. 114 00:07:07,041 --> 00:07:08,000 I do not have it. 115 00:07:08,416 --> 00:07:09,625 I lend you mine. 116 00:07:11,416 --> 00:07:15,083 This is an experimental love-computer, 117 00:07:16,458 --> 00:07:19,375 which determines if 2 beings are made for each other. 118 00:07:19,583 --> 00:07:23,083 A cat, a mouse: Let's make contact. 119 00:07:23,291 --> 00:07:24,833 On the screen we can read, 120 00:07:25,041 --> 00:07:27,000 thanks to a decoding system, 121 00:07:27,208 --> 00:07:28,541 what their life would be like. 122 00:07:28,750 --> 00:07:31,500 They are incompatible. We already knew that. 123 00:07:32,041 --> 00:07:35,791 But the love-computer gives US visual proof of this. 124 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:40,666 This cat has given this cat several litters this term. 125 00:07:42,708 --> 00:07:44,583 They are made for each other. 126 00:07:44,791 --> 00:07:48,666 You have on stage a love-computer on a human scale. 127 00:07:49,333 --> 00:07:51,208 You sing, connected to the device. 128 00:07:52,041 --> 00:07:55,666 You invite your admirers to take the place of this cat. 129 00:07:55,833 --> 00:07:57,166 Imagine the impact! 130 00:07:59,791 --> 00:08:02,541 - So ? - It suits you very well. 131 00:08:02,958 --> 00:08:06,500 In your place, I would go to the hairdresser, because in the Seychelles... 132 00:08:06,708 --> 00:08:08,041 Will stephane like it? 133 00:08:08,250 --> 00:08:12,291 You think ! He will have the impression of leaving with another. 134 00:08:12,791 --> 00:08:13,625 Good ! 135 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,500 If stéphane or air France call, 136 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:22,083 - you warn me. - No problem. 137 00:08:26,125 --> 00:08:30,041 We are able to scientifically compose the hit of the 138 00:08:30,208 --> 00:08:33,000 summer by testing it sound by sound on human Guinea pigs. 139 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:37,291 Mamour, it's claudine. We have to be there early. 140 00:08:37,458 --> 00:08:42,250 I'll jump in a taxi and pick you up. See you later, honey. 141 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:48,500 - Is it the Seychelles? - Tickets, please. 142 00:08:48,791 --> 00:08:50,041 Thanks. 143 00:08:53,083 --> 00:08:54,041 So. 144 00:08:55,333 --> 00:08:58,250 - Me waiting for you at the upstairs bar. - Okay, okay. 145 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:03,041 Here, my sister. 146 00:09:03,250 --> 00:09:04,666 The ticket, please. 147 00:09:04,875 --> 00:09:06,000 I gave it. 148 00:09:06,291 --> 00:09:08,541 This is only the cover, without ticket. 149 00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:11,000 - It's not possible ! - Look. 150 00:09:11,208 --> 00:09:13,958 I see, but... Jennifer! 151 00:09:15,125 --> 00:09:16,541 Jennifer! 152 00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:25,291 Jennifer! 153 00:09:25,458 --> 00:09:28,750 You screwed up, giving me an empty wallet without a ticket. 154 00:09:28,916 --> 00:09:31,583 No. Me leave, you stay. That's all. 155 00:09:31,791 --> 00:09:34,416 You don't mess around. You give ticket to me. 156 00:09:34,625 --> 00:09:35,458 You stay. 157 00:09:35,666 --> 00:09:36,916 - Why? - That's life. 158 00:09:37,083 --> 00:09:41,041 No. Life is you, me, the sun, the Seychelles. 159 00:09:41,208 --> 00:09:44,375 If you leave without me, you'll be bored. 160 00:09:45,416 --> 00:09:46,958 - Jenny baby! - Bobby! 161 00:09:47,166 --> 00:09:48,000 Step back. 162 00:09:48,208 --> 00:09:51,291 Bobby's going with me. My French teacher. 163 00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:54,000 Pleasure to meet you. Ciao, professor! 164 00:09:54,208 --> 00:09:55,458 Ciao. 165 00:09:56,041 --> 00:09:57,750 Jennifer! 166 00:09:57,958 --> 00:10:00,458 You won't leave me alone, without an apartment, 167 00:10:00,666 --> 00:10:02,791 without money, without love! 168 00:10:05,333 --> 00:10:06,708 Helen! 169 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:09,291 - She left ? - In the Seychelles. 170 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:10,875 She left a note. 171 00:10:13,541 --> 00:10:16,458 "Sorry, but I'm the one leaving with stéphane. 172 00:10:16,666 --> 00:10:20,000 "No hard feelings and happy holidays. Your sister, hélène." 173 00:10:35,416 --> 00:10:37,833 There was no need to rush. 174 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,958 They're talking nonsense. 175 00:10:40,125 --> 00:10:43,541 - Shall we have a drink? - Can't we go through customs? 176 00:10:43,708 --> 00:10:46,250 - I'm thirsty here. - Good. As you wish. 177 00:11:00,541 --> 00:11:02,708 - Did you see ? There's Helen. - Where ? 178 00:11:02,916 --> 00:11:04,750 It's nice to have come. 179 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:07,583 - She's going to hit US. - What blow? 180 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:11,166 She wants to leave so much that she's going to pretend to be me. 181 00:11:11,333 --> 00:11:15,125 3 years ago, she left for the weekend with a boyfriend of mine. 182 00:11:15,291 --> 00:11:17,958 Oh, the bitch! And the guy saw nothing but fire? 183 00:11:18,125 --> 00:11:22,166 Me, she hits me like that, I notice it right away. 184 00:11:23,041 --> 00:11:25,083 Cheer ! Are you two leaving? 185 00:11:25,291 --> 00:11:27,125 And your hair, hélène? 186 00:11:27,333 --> 00:11:29,958 No. It's claudine. It's written on it. 187 00:11:30,125 --> 00:11:32,791 - It is his. She lent it to me. - But yes. 188 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:36,666 I preferred you with long hair like... hélène. 189 00:11:36,833 --> 00:11:38,875 Do you prefer Helena? 190 00:11:39,083 --> 00:11:40,000 She is 100 times better. 191 00:11:40,208 --> 00:11:42,708 - Are you kidding me ? - I wouldn't. 192 00:11:43,125 --> 00:11:44,416 How long has it been? 193 00:11:45,458 --> 00:11:47,750 - But from the beginning! - Bastard! 194 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,375 [They're laughing] 195 00:11:50,041 --> 00:11:50,958 What an actress! 196 00:11:51,166 --> 00:11:52,125 Calm down. 197 00:11:52,333 --> 00:11:55,083 You're hanging out with my man and I shouldn't say anything? 198 00:11:55,833 --> 00:11:58,500 Hey, you're not pushing the envelope... alright. 199 00:12:04,916 --> 00:12:07,208 Bye darling. Have a good trip. 200 00:12:08,458 --> 00:12:11,208 - And your girlfriend ? - She's waiting for me in transit. 201 00:12:44,375 --> 00:12:45,250 Bitches! 202 00:12:45,458 --> 00:12:46,500 Mr Memphis, 203 00:12:47,291 --> 00:12:49,958 - an autograph, please? - Bitch! 204 00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:06,916 Hey ! My stuff ! 205 00:13:21,791 --> 00:13:22,916 Hey ! 206 00:13:35,125 --> 00:13:37,916 - I haven't finished, hélène. - I'm not Helen. 207 00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:40,625 Ok. Claudine and stéphane are gone? 208 00:13:40,791 --> 00:13:43,125 Stéphane left with hélène. 209 00:13:43,291 --> 00:13:46,041 - Is that your sister's jogging? - Yes. 210 00:13:46,208 --> 00:13:48,541 - So you speak Japanese? - Yes. 211 00:13:48,708 --> 00:13:49,833 Follow me. 212 00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:55,666 Yamada, meet a friend who speaks Japanese. 213 00:13:55,833 --> 00:14:02,208 [Words in Japanese] 214 00:14:02,416 --> 00:14:03,791 Does she speak Japanese? 215 00:14:03,958 --> 00:14:06,875 Perfectly well. Just a charming French accent. 216 00:14:07,041 --> 00:14:08,291 Thank you Yamada. 217 00:14:09,166 --> 00:14:13,541 We're going to talk quietly. There is something that escaped me. 218 00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:28,125 - Do you want to sleep here? - Yes. It's quiet. 219 00:14:28,291 --> 00:14:31,041 It's quiet... but it's forbidden. 220 00:14:31,208 --> 00:14:34,708 Get out or I'll find you a bed, and for free again! 221 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,750 I will help you! 222 00:14:36,916 --> 00:14:40,500 In the bois de boulogne, there may still be room. 223 00:14:40,666 --> 00:14:44,083 Faster than that ! We take away! Come on ! 224 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:45,625 Put that in the bag. 225 00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:53,916 - Where are you going? - I'm going camping. 226 00:14:54,083 --> 00:14:56,333 - Your passport ? - I am French. 227 00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:58,625 - Where do you come from ? - From the Eiffel Tower. 228 00:14:58,791 --> 00:15:03,291 Here, it is a campsite reserved for foreigners. Go back over there. 229 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,541 Passports, please. 230 00:15:28,708 --> 00:15:30,958 [In German] 231 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,125 - Oh! - Hush. 232 00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:40,416 Me, franzose. Me nicht passport. 233 00:15:40,583 --> 00:15:43,416 Me hidden for schlafen in the camp. 234 00:15:43,625 --> 00:15:46,958 - Schlafen? From ? Schlafen yesterday? - Yes. 235 00:15:47,125 --> 00:15:47,958 Paris ? 236 00:15:48,166 --> 00:15:49,250 Bois de boulogne. 237 00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:56,000 - Danke schön. - Englisch... 238 00:15:56,583 --> 00:15:57,916 It's Paris. 239 00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:06,416 Do you know what we're gonna do? 240 00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:08,958 Tomorrow, Memphis will be in good 241 00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:11,291 spirits, given that he and Claudia... 242 00:16:11,458 --> 00:16:14,916 So I ask him to advance my vacation by 243 00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:17,000 48 hours, he says to me: "Yes, cocotte." 244 00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:20,083 And the two of US head for the sun. 245 00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:23,250 And there, what do we do? We flirt like sick people, 246 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:27,791 you meet the man of your life, and everything is arranged. Ok ? 247 00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:33,750 - Sir, for the contract... - Cancel! Cancel! 248 00:16:35,291 --> 00:16:37,875 [Disco music] 249 00:16:41,791 --> 00:16:43,708 What are you doing here? 250 00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:46,666 I was going to ask you to move my vacation forward. 251 00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:50,291 Nope ! Come on, outside! Who's the one who's having fun? 252 00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:52,541 He is a Guinea pig of Mr. Laurent. 253 00:16:52,708 --> 00:16:56,416 Take her to the lab. She has nothing to do here! Out ! 254 00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:12,250 [Romantic music] 255 00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:24,500 - What is that ? - They are your Guinea pigs. 256 00:17:24,666 --> 00:17:28,208 I said 15 to 25 years old. So you turn. Turn! 257 00:17:28,791 --> 00:17:31,458 The vermeil card is not my niche. 258 00:17:31,625 --> 00:17:36,125 - Where are we going to find them, your 15-25? - Anpe. That's it, over there. 259 00:17:36,541 --> 00:17:39,666 Tomorrow, Renault, Boulogne-Billancourt. Next ! 260 00:17:40,791 --> 00:17:42,000 Case ? 261 00:17:42,166 --> 00:17:44,875 - I have my baccalaureate. - It would rather be a handicap. 262 00:17:45,416 --> 00:17:46,458 Wait. 263 00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:48,666 - Do you like boxes? - Yes. 264 00:17:48,833 --> 00:17:51,583 - Do you like flirting with girls? - Yes. 265 00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:54,333 - Do you tolerate alcohol well? - Yes yes. 266 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:57,375 - I might have something. - Oh good ? 267 00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:11,166 We don't look stupid like that! 268 00:18:18,875 --> 00:18:20,000 No. 269 00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:22,375 No. Something is missing there. 270 00:18:22,541 --> 00:18:25,500 - The violins, there... - We can try the violins. 271 00:18:25,666 --> 00:18:28,083 Send the violins, please. 272 00:18:30,416 --> 00:18:32,083 [Vigorous cry] 273 00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:35,041 - What are you taking for deodorant? - Well, Rex. 274 00:18:35,208 --> 00:18:38,291 There were no more then. Oh dear ! 275 00:18:38,791 --> 00:18:40,250 Good. It's good. 276 00:18:40,416 --> 00:18:41,791 Carry on. 277 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:47,291 No. Stop! It is not going well at all. 278 00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:51,083 - We respect the material. - Have you seen the template? 279 00:18:51,666 --> 00:18:53,250 Good. Ok. 280 00:18:53,416 --> 00:18:56,458 Dance with miss. Go to the other side. 281 00:18:57,833 --> 00:18:59,541 You have to do everything yourself. 282 00:18:59,708 --> 00:19:01,750 Sir, on the other side. 283 00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,166 I reconnect you. Let's go. 284 00:19:12,875 --> 00:19:14,708 Oh no ! Look at me 285 00:19:14,916 --> 00:19:16,291 those curves! 286 00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:19,666 There, there are two of them, it made tilt between them. 287 00:19:20,416 --> 00:19:23,083 - Which couple? - Hold on. I will isolate it for you. 288 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:28,708 Ah, those are the ones. 289 00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:30,375 No, but look. 290 00:19:33,416 --> 00:19:36,916 [Claudine laughs] 291 00:19:40,625 --> 00:19:44,291 They are made for each other. They don't know it, but I know it. 292 00:19:44,916 --> 00:19:48,416 - You come here often ? - Nope. It's the first time. 293 00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:51,708 - Do your parents know? - They believe me in the Seychelles. 294 00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:53,583 No kidding ! Me too. 295 00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:57,000 Stop! You have one hour for lunch. 296 00:19:58,916 --> 00:20:01,416 - We take breakfast together ? - If you want. 297 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,125 - Of them ? - Yes. 298 00:20:04,291 --> 00:20:07,166 I have two, but not together. Miss, here. 299 00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:09,208 And you, upstairs. 300 00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:11,791 So, see you soon. 301 00:20:12,291 --> 00:20:15,458 [Hubbub] 302 00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:29,958 Do you believe in fate? 303 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,375 We could have never met. 304 00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:39,333 Do you want bread ? Do not move. 305 00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:40,750 Here ! 306 00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:46,791 I like when you smile: You're even more beautiful. 307 00:20:47,708 --> 00:20:48,958 How do you find me ? 308 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:51,291 Funny. 309 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,333 Yeah, but I mean... physically? 310 00:20:55,208 --> 00:20:56,333 You're not redford. 311 00:20:56,541 --> 00:20:58,416 [Laughter] 312 00:20:58,583 --> 00:20:59,833 I've already been told that. 313 00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:01,791 And me, how do you find me? 314 00:21:02,458 --> 00:21:04,166 Sleep with me and you will know. 315 00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:06,208 [A man at the table] Oh, absolutely! 316 00:21:06,541 --> 00:21:09,208 Hey ! I like when I dance with me. 317 00:21:09,375 --> 00:21:10,541 I love your perfume. 318 00:21:10,708 --> 00:21:13,458 The tall girl I was dancing with, she stank! 319 00:21:13,666 --> 00:21:17,833 And mine ! Like: "I took my bath in Cologne!" 320 00:21:18,041 --> 00:21:19,625 Do you know what I would like? 321 00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:22,958 That we are so well together that we never leave each other. 322 00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:24,166 I do not know you. 323 00:21:24,375 --> 00:21:27,750 Exactly. I want to live a great love story. 324 00:21:27,958 --> 00:21:29,583 It's because you were dumped. 325 00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:33,708 Jennifer, I would have left her 326 00:21:33,916 --> 00:21:35,708 - for you. - How nice. 327 00:21:36,083 --> 00:21:38,625 Yes. And besides, it's true. 328 00:21:43,541 --> 00:21:46,625 There, it would take a rhyme with "shell". 329 00:21:46,791 --> 00:21:49,708 "Overwork", "espionage", 330 00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:51,583 "patronage", "beach"... 331 00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:54,250 "Beach" ! We will try with "beach". 332 00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:57,500 I would take you dancing at the palace. 333 00:21:57,666 --> 00:22:00,208 No. I am tired. I go back to bed. 334 00:22:00,375 --> 00:22:04,583 I didn't dare suggest it to you, but since you mentioned it first... 335 00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:09,625 It's fine, home. It's rustic. 336 00:22:09,791 --> 00:22:12,000 I inherited my aunt's shack. 337 00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:15,250 - My camping tent, of course! - Of course. 338 00:22:15,416 --> 00:22:18,583 I'm not showing you around, but it's very big. 339 00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:22,500 - There are cupboards everywhere! - Yes. And it's rustic. 340 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,375 Whose is all this? 341 00:22:27,541 --> 00:22:30,625 Well... it's mine. You see ? 342 00:22:30,791 --> 00:22:34,291 This is what I put on to go in the special boxes. 343 00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:36,375 Is it your ex-girlfriend? 344 00:22:36,541 --> 00:22:39,416 No way. These are my personal effects. 345 00:22:39,583 --> 00:22:40,708 Transvestite, go! 346 00:22:40,875 --> 00:22:43,208 But not all the time. I have breaks. 347 00:22:58,250 --> 00:22:59,958 Hi ! 348 00:23:01,416 --> 00:23:03,166 [In German] This is Marilyn. 349 00:23:03,333 --> 00:23:05,125 No no. I have already given. 350 00:23:08,583 --> 00:23:09,875 We'll try that. 351 00:23:10,958 --> 00:23:13,375 ♪ Despair ♪ 352 00:23:13,541 --> 00:23:17,541 ♪ I see everything black it's going to rain ♪ 353 00:23:17,708 --> 00:23:21,583 - What does it give ? - Nothing. The needles don't come off. 354 00:23:22,083 --> 00:23:23,625 Do you have anything else? 355 00:23:27,916 --> 00:23:29,916 ♪ On the beach ♪ 356 00:23:30,125 --> 00:23:33,916 ♪ I'll get you seashells ♪ 357 00:23:34,083 --> 00:23:37,208 - So, seafood? - You can do better. 358 00:23:42,416 --> 00:23:44,750 ♪ Destiny ♪ 359 00:23:44,916 --> 00:23:48,250 ♪ we were both destined ♪ 360 00:23:48,416 --> 00:23:51,416 Max! It works there. The needles: Boom! 361 00:23:51,583 --> 00:23:53,875 Well, we go with that: "Destiny". 362 00:23:57,750 --> 00:23:59,416 A ghost ! 363 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,875 Mrs. Memphis, I presume? 364 00:24:03,041 --> 00:24:05,791 You know, roissy, it was a kind of gag. 365 00:24:05,958 --> 00:24:07,833 I've never really been fooled. 366 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,416 You have a lot of humor. 367 00:24:09,583 --> 00:24:13,375 How you can live with someone without knowing them. 368 00:24:13,541 --> 00:24:15,916 It's deep, that very deep. 369 00:24:16,083 --> 00:24:19,458 - Am I less stupid than you thought? - I wouldn't go that far. 370 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:23,416 With your 12 years of mental age, you were not going to marry Marie curie. 371 00:24:23,583 --> 00:24:24,958 No. No. 372 00:24:25,125 --> 00:24:26,666 But we are compatible. 373 00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:29,708 Ah, well, we'll know that right away. Sorry ! 374 00:24:29,875 --> 00:24:31,333 Come over there. 375 00:24:31,750 --> 00:24:32,958 It's grotesque. 376 00:24:33,125 --> 00:24:35,416 Are you afraid of the machine's verdict? 377 00:24:41,625 --> 00:24:43,208 What does it give ? 378 00:24:45,625 --> 00:24:49,750 What a stubborn device! What matters is that I came back. 379 00:24:49,916 --> 00:24:51,916 - There's already someone else. - Who ? 380 00:24:52,083 --> 00:24:55,166 "Who is that?"... look, it's her! 381 00:24:55,958 --> 00:24:58,750 Here it is. I present to you my new wife. 382 00:24:59,125 --> 00:25:00,958 Your new toy, you mean. 383 00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:04,208 - We have to get divorced. - Let's go, let's go. 384 00:25:04,375 --> 00:25:07,375 - It will cost you dearly. - I am used to it. 385 00:25:07,541 --> 00:25:09,208 In this case... 386 00:25:11,791 --> 00:25:13,666 So this one, I want it. 387 00:25:13,875 --> 00:25:16,333 - I need it. - Obviously. Problem... 388 00:25:19,375 --> 00:25:21,875 What does he have more than me? 389 00:25:22,041 --> 00:25:25,416 Nothing. But the machine is formal: They are compatible. 390 00:25:25,583 --> 00:25:28,083 - Is it reliable, your thing? - 100%. 391 00:25:28,250 --> 00:25:29,916 Well, that doesn't suit me. 392 00:25:30,666 --> 00:25:33,208 This machine will not prevent me from having it. 393 00:25:33,375 --> 00:25:34,958 So you fire him. 394 00:25:35,125 --> 00:25:36,291 Fire it! 395 00:25:44,125 --> 00:25:45,291 What's the matter ? 396 00:25:45,458 --> 00:25:48,708 I don't fit the profile, so he fires me. 397 00:25:48,875 --> 00:25:50,166 Me neither, then. 398 00:25:50,666 --> 00:25:51,666 What are you doing ? 399 00:25:51,875 --> 00:25:54,416 My boyfriend is fired, so I'm leaving. 400 00:25:54,583 --> 00:25:56,875 Oh well no. It's not him. 401 00:25:57,416 --> 00:25:59,125 Him there. Fire him. 402 00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:00,208 It's him. 403 00:26:00,416 --> 00:26:02,166 - Fire him! - Thank you sir. 404 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:07,250 I'm having a party at my house. Miss, you are my guest. 405 00:26:07,416 --> 00:26:09,541 Can I come with my boyfriend? 406 00:26:09,708 --> 00:26:11,791 I was going to suggest it to you. 407 00:26:11,958 --> 00:26:13,041 Thanks. 408 00:26:14,333 --> 00:26:16,291 - He's nice, isn't he? - A bit too much. 409 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:25,375 [Piano tune] 410 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,125 How are you ? 411 00:26:36,541 --> 00:26:37,708 How are you? 412 00:26:42,916 --> 00:26:44,916 - Were you invited? - Yes. 413 00:26:45,541 --> 00:26:46,666 Sir ? 414 00:26:46,833 --> 00:26:49,625 - Should I let them in? - Yes yes. 415 00:26:54,125 --> 00:26:56,791 The ideal couple, I'm going to blow it up. 416 00:26:56,958 --> 00:26:59,875 I wish you, but the machine is formal. 417 00:27:02,333 --> 00:27:03,750 - Jacques is ready? - Yes. 418 00:27:09,583 --> 00:27:10,833 Oh yes okay. 419 00:27:19,625 --> 00:27:22,250 You have number 17, but don't tell anyone. 420 00:27:22,416 --> 00:27:25,125 - Is it for the invisible camera? - No no. 421 00:27:25,291 --> 00:27:28,125 It's not a joke. You have number 17, but... 422 00:27:28,291 --> 00:27:29,458 See you soon. 423 00:27:32,208 --> 00:27:34,166 Looked. That's great. 424 00:27:34,333 --> 00:27:35,750 Ah yes, there. 425 00:27:35,916 --> 00:27:37,541 Who it was ? 426 00:27:37,708 --> 00:27:38,791 I don't say it. 427 00:27:42,041 --> 00:27:46,541 [Words in Japanese] 428 00:27:52,625 --> 00:27:53,791 - Yamada. - Delighted. 429 00:27:54,416 --> 00:27:55,625 There is no harm. 430 00:27:55,791 --> 00:27:57,375 - Do you speak Japanese? - Yes. 431 00:27:57,541 --> 00:27:58,791 Since when ? 432 00:28:00,166 --> 00:28:02,500 [He imitates Japanese cries] 433 00:28:05,166 --> 00:28:07,750 The tour in Japan, does it still hold? 434 00:28:07,916 --> 00:28:09,083 Yes. At Christmas. 435 00:28:09,250 --> 00:28:10,833 And a song in Japanese? 436 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,625 You would be a hit, but it's hard. 437 00:28:13,791 --> 00:28:16,333 - With a good teacher? - No problem. 438 00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:18,625 I'll take it off for you two minutes. 439 00:28:18,791 --> 00:28:21,625 - Number 17: You have won. - What did I win? 440 00:28:21,791 --> 00:28:24,250 - The right to participate. - What do we win ? 441 00:28:24,416 --> 00:28:28,500 Mr. Memphis is generous: A cruise on his yacht, etc. 442 00:28:28,666 --> 00:28:30,333 What's the game, then? 443 00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:34,125 - It will amuse you, but not a word. - Nope. It's sworn. 444 00:28:34,291 --> 00:28:37,333 - You are graded by test. - Oh, that's normal. 445 00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:40,125 1st test: As soon as you hear "blue", 446 00:28:40,291 --> 00:28:42,541 you wiggle your hips, elbow to your body, 447 00:28:42,708 --> 00:28:44,708 and you break your wrist. 448 00:28:44,875 --> 00:28:47,458 At the word "blue": Swaying, broken wrist. 449 00:28:47,625 --> 00:28:49,000 - For 3 mins. - Ok. 450 00:28:49,166 --> 00:28:50,208 You are ready ? 451 00:28:50,375 --> 00:28:52,250 Go. Go for it. 452 00:28:58,666 --> 00:29:02,500 Did you see the girl over there? She has blue eyes... 453 00:29:02,916 --> 00:29:05,916 - Blue auvergne. - "Blue auvergne." Exactly. 454 00:29:06,083 --> 00:29:09,333 To bring out her eyes, she dresses in blue. 455 00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:10,750 In methylene blue. 456 00:29:11,125 --> 00:29:12,375 If one wants to ! 457 00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:17,541 In Saint-tropez, the sky is so beautiful. 458 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,625 It's blue! 459 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,500 - Isn't he a bit of a fag? - Nope. 460 00:29:22,666 --> 00:29:23,708 But yes, look. 461 00:29:23,916 --> 00:29:27,083 Not the blue we see every day. 462 00:29:27,250 --> 00:29:30,083 The blue blue, what. The real blue. 463 00:29:30,291 --> 00:29:31,625 Didn't you notice? 464 00:29:31,958 --> 00:29:33,416 Blue blue. 465 00:29:34,166 --> 00:29:36,125 Saint-tropez blue is unique. 466 00:29:38,958 --> 00:29:40,083 He is blue ! 467 00:29:43,916 --> 00:29:44,958 It was ? 468 00:29:46,583 --> 00:29:48,750 [Bebel] I did find towards the end the... 469 00:29:49,041 --> 00:29:50,208 18 dots. 470 00:29:50,375 --> 00:29:52,708 - And it's good ? - It's not the record. 471 00:29:52,875 --> 00:29:55,875 I will try to get high in the next test. 472 00:29:56,750 --> 00:29:57,625 You see the girl 473 00:29:57,833 --> 00:29:59,291 - the low ? - Yes yes. 474 00:30:00,291 --> 00:30:02,125 So this is it. Everything is here. 475 00:30:02,291 --> 00:30:04,333 Ok. The 17th ! 476 00:30:10,333 --> 00:30:11,541 Mrs ? 477 00:30:13,833 --> 00:30:16,333 It's the 17th that... 478 00:30:17,500 --> 00:30:19,833 He's the guy from the... he's the... 479 00:30:23,916 --> 00:30:26,416 Say, you've come across a funny guy. 480 00:30:26,583 --> 00:30:28,541 Business in the backpack! 481 00:30:28,708 --> 00:30:31,750 - Who is this old woman? - It's a man. 482 00:30:31,916 --> 00:30:32,958 "A man" ? 483 00:30:33,125 --> 00:30:36,041 Both are an old story! 484 00:30:43,416 --> 00:30:44,333 That's enough. 485 00:30:45,500 --> 00:30:48,583 I haven't been good. It's not my thing, this ordeal. 486 00:30:48,750 --> 00:30:50,625 No. It was not bad. 487 00:30:50,791 --> 00:30:53,208 I don't have the note, but it was not bad. 488 00:30:53,375 --> 00:30:54,791 What do I do now ? 489 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,708 - Good evening sir. - Good evening. 490 00:30:59,250 --> 00:31:01,291 Gerard! It's nice of you to come. 491 00:31:01,458 --> 00:31:04,250 - It is a pleasure. - My pleasure. 492 00:31:04,583 --> 00:31:05,625 So ? 493 00:31:06,250 --> 00:31:07,625 What's the matter ? 494 00:31:08,458 --> 00:31:11,833 You are not aware ? I have to. It's my gorilla. 495 00:31:12,666 --> 00:31:15,791 There's a patient who keeps calling me. 496 00:31:15,958 --> 00:31:19,541 - Death threats... this is serious. - I didn't know that. 497 00:31:19,750 --> 00:31:23,333 - Slapped by my fiancée? - Yes. And against the clock. 498 00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:26,375 Oh good. It won't drag. I will put the package. 499 00:31:27,083 --> 00:31:29,666 Go. Come on. 500 00:31:31,291 --> 00:31:34,333 A bra and stockings? Did you suspect anything? 501 00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:36,250 Break up, break up! 502 00:31:36,416 --> 00:31:39,125 - I have to talk to you. - Are you gay? 503 00:31:39,291 --> 00:31:41,750 Yes. And that's not all. 504 00:31:41,916 --> 00:31:45,166 - You're not slapping me? - That would do you too much honor. 505 00:31:46,541 --> 00:31:47,375 You know why ? 506 00:31:47,583 --> 00:31:49,625 Women disgust me. 507 00:31:49,791 --> 00:31:50,958 You disgust me. 508 00:31:51,125 --> 00:31:55,333 Just knowing that I could with you, I'm covered in pimples. 509 00:31:56,375 --> 00:31:57,750 Won't you slap me? 510 00:31:58,750 --> 00:31:59,583 It's difficult 511 00:31:59,791 --> 00:32:01,208 to play comedy 512 00:32:01,416 --> 00:32:04,625 love with an ugly, broke girl! 513 00:32:04,791 --> 00:32:05,750 Ah well ! 514 00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:08,125 Well, there it is ! 515 00:32:08,333 --> 00:32:10,625 - How much ? - 1 min 15. That's not bad. 516 00:32:10,791 --> 00:32:12,125 I could have done better. 517 00:32:12,291 --> 00:32:15,166 You are both tied: 81 points. 518 00:32:15,333 --> 00:32:17,625 - But you're in the final. - Owl. 519 00:32:17,791 --> 00:32:20,375 The telephone test will decide between you. 520 00:32:20,875 --> 00:32:23,166 Champagne, please. 521 00:32:23,333 --> 00:32:24,708 Do you speak Japanese? 522 00:32:24,875 --> 00:32:30,041 Mr. Memphis wants a coach to help him with his Japanese songs. 523 00:32:30,208 --> 00:32:34,333 We are leaving for Saint-tropez tomorrow. You are housed, fed, tanned. 524 00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:36,125 - It's an affair. - Yes. 525 00:32:36,291 --> 00:32:37,333 How long ? 526 00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:40,541 About ten days then a month and a half of galas. 527 00:32:40,708 --> 00:32:42,875 Say yes. It'll change your mind. 528 00:32:43,041 --> 00:32:44,625 - It's obvious. - Say yes. 529 00:32:45,083 --> 00:32:48,500 Mr. Lenorman, we want you on the phone. 530 00:32:48,666 --> 00:32:49,833 You allow ? 531 00:32:50,541 --> 00:32:51,583 Over there ? 532 00:32:55,750 --> 00:32:57,583 - Hello ? - Lenorman? 533 00:32:57,791 --> 00:32:59,875 - Yes ? - Gerard lenorman? 534 00:33:00,083 --> 00:33:03,583 Here the big bad wolf. I'll bite you, lenorman. 535 00:33:03,750 --> 00:33:07,125 I'll make you eat all your records, even the gold ones. 536 00:33:07,333 --> 00:33:08,291 What ? 537 00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:09,500 That you overdose, 538 00:33:09,708 --> 00:33:11,041 you give a damn. 539 00:33:11,208 --> 00:33:12,375 Make him talk. 540 00:33:12,583 --> 00:33:16,625 No no ! Don't quit, lenorman. 541 00:33:16,833 --> 00:33:18,250 Oh yes, yes. 542 00:33:18,458 --> 00:33:20,958 You wonder who I am and why. 543 00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:22,375 Well, lenorman, 544 00:33:22,583 --> 00:33:24,625 this is my story. 545 00:33:24,791 --> 00:33:28,166 And tremble, lenorman, tremble, tremble... 546 00:33:28,333 --> 00:33:30,750 [Evil laugh] 547 00:33:31,083 --> 00:33:33,041 Come on, claudine, accept. 548 00:33:35,625 --> 00:33:38,166 Ok. As long as my girlfriend comes. 549 00:33:38,333 --> 00:33:39,416 That's good ! 550 00:33:39,583 --> 00:33:42,125 Mr. Memphis is looking for a switchboard operator. 551 00:33:42,291 --> 00:33:44,708 - We'll take you too. - It's great. 552 00:33:44,916 --> 00:33:48,416 Did you like my story? How much do you give me, as a note? 553 00:33:48,583 --> 00:33:49,500 Hold the line. 554 00:33:50,083 --> 00:33:51,000 That is why ? 555 00:33:51,208 --> 00:33:55,250 - Go on. Here the exit ! - What's going on here? 556 00:33:55,791 --> 00:33:58,500 I'm 17! I'm 17! 557 00:33:59,166 --> 00:34:00,500 For god sake ! 558 00:34:01,875 --> 00:34:03,791 So it was a game? 559 00:34:04,208 --> 00:34:06,125 We know how to have fun at Memphis. 560 00:34:06,333 --> 00:34:07,875 Oh yes, yes. Oh yes. 561 00:34:08,208 --> 00:34:12,125 I'm going on vacation for 2 weeks. We'll resume when I get back. 562 00:34:13,083 --> 00:34:13,916 Waiting, 563 00:34:14,125 --> 00:34:15,625 remain at the disposal of justice. 564 00:34:15,833 --> 00:34:16,750 In Paris ? 565 00:34:16,958 --> 00:34:18,000 Absolutely. 566 00:34:18,166 --> 00:34:21,958 You can visit. The eiffel tower, have you ever climbed? 567 00:34:22,833 --> 00:34:24,250 No. It's a good idea. 568 00:34:26,125 --> 00:34:27,416 Claudine! 569 00:34:27,916 --> 00:34:28,750 Claudine! 570 00:34:30,250 --> 00:34:32,750 Wait for me ! I need to talk to you ! 571 00:34:33,375 --> 00:34:35,625 - Thin ! Quick ! - Claudine! 572 00:34:37,583 --> 00:34:40,750 Claudine! I need to talk to you ! 573 00:34:46,750 --> 00:34:48,708 Follow this car! 574 00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:51,750 Sure. We're going to Saint-tropez together. 575 00:34:51,916 --> 00:34:54,250 - With claudine? - Yes. With claudine. 576 00:34:54,416 --> 00:34:57,125 Especially claudine. Come on, wind! 577 00:35:03,125 --> 00:35:06,041 Police ! Follow this car to Saint-tropez. 578 00:35:06,208 --> 00:35:10,250 I was just saying that for fun. Go on ! Happy holidays, my judge. 579 00:35:16,916 --> 00:35:18,958 - You go ? - A little yes. 580 00:35:19,125 --> 00:35:21,333 A singer stole my fiancée from me. 581 00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:23,625 With my friends, we will recover it. 582 00:35:23,791 --> 00:35:26,916 Me, I understood nothing. Nothing. 583 00:35:27,083 --> 00:35:28,666 Don't worry, me neither. 584 00:35:28,833 --> 00:35:31,541 I thought it was a game, but they got me. 585 00:35:31,708 --> 00:35:34,333 I didn't understand anything. 586 00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:38,000 We are leaving today for Brittany. 587 00:35:38,166 --> 00:35:42,250 It does not suit me. I'm going to look for someone on the banks of the loire. 588 00:35:43,625 --> 00:35:45,875 Very schön, the banks of the loire. 589 00:35:46,041 --> 00:35:48,916 Much more schön than Brittany. Very erotic. 590 00:35:49,083 --> 00:35:50,541 Gunther very jealous. 591 00:35:50,708 --> 00:35:54,916 You tell Gunther that you want to visit the castles of the loire. 592 00:35:55,083 --> 00:35:57,041 Him not refuse. He friendly. 593 00:35:57,208 --> 00:35:59,500 Hide me in a mobile home and presto. 594 00:36:03,416 --> 00:36:05,250 [In German] 595 00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:20,958 Hi ! 596 00:36:21,625 --> 00:36:22,833 No no ! 597 00:36:33,333 --> 00:36:34,500 [Shock] 598 00:36:39,875 --> 00:36:41,625 [He hums] 599 00:36:44,250 --> 00:36:45,833 [Cries] 600 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:48,833 Marilyn! 601 00:36:49,583 --> 00:36:53,000 [In German] Bitch! What are you doing here ? You'll see ! 602 00:37:00,125 --> 00:37:01,291 Marilyn! 603 00:37:16,416 --> 00:37:17,708 Gaetan! 604 00:37:19,791 --> 00:37:21,083 Gaetan! 605 00:37:21,750 --> 00:37:22,583 Gaetan! 606 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:23,916 Baby! 607 00:37:24,125 --> 00:37:25,041 You're here ? 608 00:37:25,250 --> 00:37:26,083 I'm coming ! 609 00:37:26,250 --> 00:37:27,166 Row. Stronger. 610 00:37:28,833 --> 00:37:31,708 There it's good. We hold the right end. 611 00:37:35,291 --> 00:37:37,541 - Danke schön! - She's not coming with US? 612 00:37:37,708 --> 00:37:39,708 Danke schön for everything! 613 00:37:40,333 --> 00:37:41,750 Me die! 614 00:37:51,958 --> 00:37:53,541 [Honk] 615 00:37:58,208 --> 00:37:59,875 Well, say so! 616 00:38:00,458 --> 00:38:02,208 - You're clumsy! - My horse ! 617 00:38:02,416 --> 00:38:03,583 You'll get it there. 618 00:38:03,791 --> 00:38:05,583 - Where ? - We're going to Saint-trop. 619 00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:08,541 - But why ? - I will tell you. 620 00:38:12,083 --> 00:38:14,916 [Upbeat music] 621 00:38:27,333 --> 00:38:31,166 It's the best place. We pin them like butterflies. 622 00:38:31,333 --> 00:38:34,666 - Why, boss? - Even if they take the turn at 30, 623 00:38:34,875 --> 00:38:36,458 they bite the line. 624 00:38:36,666 --> 00:38:38,166 What if they mess up? 625 00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:40,333 The line, I placed it. 626 00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:43,583 Either they bite her, or they go in the ditch. 627 00:38:48,291 --> 00:38:51,250 [Squealing tires] 628 00:39:21,583 --> 00:39:23,625 Don't forget: We're going to work. 629 00:39:26,625 --> 00:39:28,583 [Honk] 630 00:39:29,875 --> 00:39:30,750 Baby! 631 00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:41,000 [Upbeat music] 632 00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:47,250 [Honk] 633 00:39:47,458 --> 00:39:49,875 Togo! Togo! 634 00:39:51,041 --> 00:39:52,000 Togo! 635 00:39:53,541 --> 00:39:55,250 Come on, come on! 636 00:39:55,458 --> 00:40:02,416 [Upbeat music] 637 00:40:02,625 --> 00:40:06,041 [She speaks Japanese] 638 00:40:06,583 --> 00:40:10,041 'Destined, we were both destined' 639 00:40:10,416 --> 00:40:14,000 - does it bother you too much? - Nope. By force, it fits. 640 00:40:15,041 --> 00:40:17,250 [She takes back] 641 00:40:17,583 --> 00:40:19,541 [He repeats] 642 00:40:21,833 --> 00:40:24,750 ♪ At the table, darling ♪ 643 00:40:25,125 --> 00:40:27,250 ♪ tonight ♪ 644 00:40:27,416 --> 00:40:30,083 ♪ cream of tomato soup ♪ 645 00:40:30,250 --> 00:40:32,666 ♪ omelet with herbs ♪ 646 00:40:33,250 --> 00:40:36,041 ♪ passion fruit ♪ 647 00:40:36,250 --> 00:40:39,125 - Is she still there, that crazy girl? - Eh yes. 648 00:40:41,791 --> 00:40:42,958 Are you sending her back? 649 00:40:43,333 --> 00:40:46,916 No problem ! Neighbors need to help each other. 650 00:40:47,208 --> 00:40:48,875 I'll send it back to you. 651 00:40:50,583 --> 00:40:51,833 It's coming ! 652 00:40:56,291 --> 00:40:57,125 Thanks. 653 00:40:57,333 --> 00:40:59,958 [She speaks in Japanese] 654 00:41:04,958 --> 00:41:07,375 - Oh, there you go. - Great. 655 00:41:09,041 --> 00:41:11,583 Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, please... 656 00:41:11,791 --> 00:41:14,666 I'm looking for singer Paul Memphis' house. 657 00:41:15,250 --> 00:41:18,708 [English accent] It's not hard. Left, left and left again. 658 00:41:18,875 --> 00:41:19,708 Thanks. 659 00:41:19,875 --> 00:41:22,208 - Her name is les pessègues. - Thank you. 660 00:41:22,375 --> 00:41:25,541 We are looking for brigitte bardot's house. 661 00:41:25,708 --> 00:41:28,250 Sorry. I don't know where it is. Goodbye. Thanks. 662 00:41:28,416 --> 00:41:29,250 [The English] Goodbye. 663 00:41:40,375 --> 00:41:42,750 Oh, stop! Stopped ! 664 00:41:43,958 --> 00:41:46,041 I saw the sign. Turn back. 665 00:41:50,375 --> 00:41:51,833 It's straight ahead. Looked. 666 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,500 But have you seen the portal? 667 00:41:53,666 --> 00:41:57,916 - Is your truck strong? - You'd break through the Berlin wall. 668 00:41:59,333 --> 00:42:00,875 - Are you ready ? - Yes. 669 00:42:01,041 --> 00:42:03,250 Banzai! 670 00:42:12,625 --> 00:42:14,250 Oh shit! It skates. 671 00:42:16,666 --> 00:42:17,833 I come to help you. 672 00:42:22,041 --> 00:42:24,458 Graffiti, what happened? 673 00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:25,958 I do not know. 674 00:42:28,375 --> 00:42:29,208 Hands up ! 675 00:42:31,833 --> 00:42:34,875 - I am clumsy. - ♪ oh yes ♪ 676 00:42:35,083 --> 00:42:38,791 You haven't fallen far. The Memphis house is next door. 677 00:42:38,958 --> 00:42:41,708 Here, we like young people. You will not regret. 678 00:42:41,875 --> 00:42:44,833 Good. Well, I'll do the accounts for you. 679 00:42:45,041 --> 00:42:48,916 Gate, plus restoration of the swimming pool, 680 00:42:49,250 --> 00:42:52,666 plus five night fare suppers. So. 681 00:42:52,833 --> 00:42:55,958 How do you pay? Cash, credit card? 682 00:42:56,125 --> 00:42:58,541 That's 31,700.60 f. 683 00:42:59,500 --> 00:43:02,625 I knew it was expensive here, but not that expensive. 684 00:43:02,833 --> 00:43:05,416 In case of non-payment, I withdraw the vehicle. 685 00:43:05,625 --> 00:43:06,750 It's my truck! 686 00:43:06,958 --> 00:43:09,958 - Isn't it, dear diva? - ♪ alas, alas, ♪ 687 00:43:10,166 --> 00:43:11,500 ♪ dear friend ♪ 688 00:43:12,291 --> 00:43:15,333 But tell me, dear madame, were you a singer? 689 00:43:15,541 --> 00:43:18,083 She still is, only for me. 690 00:43:18,250 --> 00:43:19,083 Lucky! 691 00:43:19,250 --> 00:43:22,666 ♪ Very dear, very dear friend ♪ 692 00:43:23,500 --> 00:43:28,583 If Memphis did that, this record dealer would become a singer. 693 00:43:28,791 --> 00:43:32,291 No, but you have to have heard the high c of the diva. 694 00:43:32,666 --> 00:43:35,416 Dear friend, very dear friend, 695 00:43:35,583 --> 00:43:37,958 please, the note that shakes the walls... 696 00:43:38,416 --> 00:43:40,333 [She sings] 697 00:43:48,333 --> 00:43:50,250 [He screams] 698 00:43:51,750 --> 00:43:53,500 My leg ! 699 00:43:55,458 --> 00:43:56,333 My leg. 700 00:44:08,416 --> 00:44:10,208 The big boss is coming. 701 00:44:10,375 --> 00:44:12,666 The big boss will take care of you. 702 00:44:13,666 --> 00:44:15,333 Hi girls ! 703 00:44:16,416 --> 00:44:17,666 Radio! 704 00:44:21,125 --> 00:44:22,291 Serious case. 705 00:44:22,500 --> 00:44:23,958 You have to see it very closely. 706 00:44:24,875 --> 00:44:25,708 Fracture 707 00:44:25,916 --> 00:44:27,625 of the ulna. It's very clean. 708 00:44:32,583 --> 00:44:33,666 Tibia fracture. 709 00:44:33,875 --> 00:44:35,000 You have to operate. 710 00:44:35,208 --> 00:44:36,083 Right away ? 711 00:44:36,291 --> 00:44:38,041 When it is necessary, it is necessary! 712 00:44:41,583 --> 00:44:44,500 But that doesn't cut it! Give me another. 713 00:44:45,416 --> 00:44:47,250 But it's rusty! 714 00:44:47,416 --> 00:44:49,875 - Ashtray! - I do not have. 715 00:44:50,541 --> 00:44:51,458 Listen. 716 00:44:51,875 --> 00:44:54,708 Me, I can't take it anymore. I think I'm quitting. 717 00:44:54,875 --> 00:44:56,708 [All] Oh yes! 718 00:44:56,875 --> 00:45:00,000 Anyway, it's the last one. Give me the saw! 719 00:45:04,375 --> 00:45:07,750 - So, doctor? - That's it: I reduced the fracture. 720 00:45:07,916 --> 00:45:09,250 She is shorter. 721 00:45:10,458 --> 00:45:11,583 Oh yes. 722 00:45:11,791 --> 00:45:13,625 I scaled it down a bit too much. 723 00:45:13,791 --> 00:45:16,375 I will operate it again tomorrow. It will be day. 724 00:45:16,583 --> 00:45:20,583 ♪ Orange ♪ 725 00:45:21,041 --> 00:45:23,625 ♪ shake me, shake me ♪ 726 00:45:23,791 --> 00:45:26,208 Breakfasts, on the bill or in cash? 727 00:45:26,375 --> 00:45:28,166 Oh there ! On the note. 728 00:45:28,458 --> 00:45:29,500 No. Not for me. 729 00:45:29,666 --> 00:45:31,541 - What's wrong ? - Nothing. 730 00:45:31,708 --> 00:45:35,041 But I have to talk to claudine. I go. 731 00:45:36,041 --> 00:45:37,750 Hey ! How are you going to come back? 732 00:45:37,916 --> 00:45:39,250 Through the door. 733 00:45:39,708 --> 00:45:41,416 Or above, perhaps. 734 00:45:41,791 --> 00:45:46,416 "Unfortunately, we are unable to accommodate your request to..." 735 00:45:49,500 --> 00:45:50,750 Mister Memphis! 736 00:45:50,958 --> 00:45:53,541 Mister Memphis! Come right away. 737 00:45:54,750 --> 00:45:56,625 Come, come, come. 738 00:46:05,416 --> 00:46:07,000 Look who's there. 739 00:46:22,250 --> 00:46:23,500 He's not stupid. 740 00:46:23,666 --> 00:46:26,250 - Are we kicking him out? - Nope. I'm taking care of it. 741 00:46:52,791 --> 00:46:53,625 Smile! 742 00:46:55,083 --> 00:46:56,625 You are televised. 743 00:46:58,250 --> 00:47:00,083 Hello. We can be polite, right? 744 00:47:00,625 --> 00:47:01,583 Hello. 745 00:47:02,833 --> 00:47:05,875 Do you prefer mastiffs or German Shepherds? 746 00:47:06,041 --> 00:47:07,541 Chihuahuas, if you have. 747 00:47:07,750 --> 00:47:10,333 I send you my complete collection. 748 00:47:12,416 --> 00:47:13,541 So. 749 00:47:40,666 --> 00:47:42,166 It's high fidelity! 750 00:47:42,375 --> 00:47:45,541 - Come back, and I'll send the real ones. - I'm not coming back. 751 00:47:45,750 --> 00:47:47,791 So I open. Good holidays ! 752 00:47:50,250 --> 00:47:54,375 However, I will have to go home to talk to claudine. 753 00:47:54,541 --> 00:47:56,416 Don't bile. I'll take care of it. 754 00:47:56,583 --> 00:47:59,083 What does your claudine look like? 755 00:48:00,375 --> 00:48:01,208 She is beautiful. 756 00:48:03,875 --> 00:48:04,916 Here. 757 00:48:06,041 --> 00:48:08,291 Do you still think about your little fagot? 758 00:48:08,458 --> 00:48:10,416 I can not believe it. 759 00:48:10,583 --> 00:48:12,916 We were so good, both of US. 760 00:48:15,125 --> 00:48:17,833 - I'm here to tune the piano. -Roland! 761 00:48:18,041 --> 00:48:19,500 Yes. I'm coming. 762 00:48:21,083 --> 00:48:22,208 My cane! 763 00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:24,333 My dog ​​! 764 00:48:27,166 --> 00:48:28,291 So. 765 00:48:28,875 --> 00:48:31,625 - There's work. - Yes. It seems like. 766 00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:41,250 Get to work, petronille. I have phone calls to make. 767 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:46,916 I need it. 768 00:48:47,458 --> 00:48:48,583 You have carte blanche. 769 00:48:48,791 --> 00:48:51,500 [Piano out of tune] 770 00:48:56,083 --> 00:48:58,625 Can't you look before you cross? 771 00:48:59,333 --> 00:49:00,583 My dog ​​! 772 00:49:06,458 --> 00:49:08,583 [Meow] 773 00:49:20,708 --> 00:49:25,208 It's a very good idea. Between two songs, it will have an effect. 774 00:49:31,166 --> 00:49:32,083 But... 775 00:49:36,583 --> 00:49:37,416 Shit ! 776 00:49:38,166 --> 00:49:39,333 My piano. 777 00:49:42,500 --> 00:49:43,666 Who is this guy? 778 00:49:46,208 --> 00:49:48,250 Hey ! Bebel wants to talk to you. 779 00:49:48,458 --> 00:49:49,750 Noon at la voile Rouge. 780 00:49:49,958 --> 00:49:50,791 Ok. 781 00:49:51,791 --> 00:49:52,708 But it's okay? 782 00:49:52,916 --> 00:49:55,958 What, "it's not okay"? Who are we kidding here? 783 00:49:56,250 --> 00:49:57,833 A cripple, too! 784 00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,166 Oh, the brutes! 785 00:50:01,083 --> 00:50:02,916 I do not want ! I've had it up to here ! 786 00:50:03,291 --> 00:50:07,041 I can't tune it in these conditions: It's too wet. 787 00:50:07,250 --> 00:50:08,750 It's not over. 788 00:50:08,958 --> 00:50:10,500 I will complain to my union. 789 00:50:10,666 --> 00:50:12,250 Where is it, the bank? 790 00:50:12,708 --> 00:50:14,083 And I'm alone. 791 00:51:19,125 --> 00:51:22,833 Man has always been sensitive to predictions. 792 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:24,625 See nostradamus. 793 00:51:24,791 --> 00:51:26,250 Where are you coming from? 794 00:51:26,416 --> 00:51:30,166 I hire a bohemian, who will predict her future to claudine: 795 00:51:30,333 --> 00:51:33,416 She already knows the man of her life, you, and she will 796 00:51:33,583 --> 00:51:38,166 fall in love with him during an event that we will provoke. 797 00:51:38,333 --> 00:51:39,958 - Let's provoke. - Let's provoke. 798 00:51:42,541 --> 00:51:44,291 Here it is. Go get dressed. 799 00:51:44,458 --> 00:51:46,291 Won't you laugh? 800 00:51:46,458 --> 00:51:48,250 No. Above all, you put the package. 801 00:51:48,666 --> 00:51:51,291 And try to be convincing, like gitane. 802 00:51:57,958 --> 00:51:59,250 Won't you kiss me? 803 00:51:59,458 --> 00:52:03,166 - After everything we've been through? - Exactly. Why are you here? 804 00:52:04,583 --> 00:52:06,416 There was sunshine: I came. 805 00:52:06,625 --> 00:52:08,458 Always funny, the bébel. 806 00:52:10,791 --> 00:52:12,041 So. 807 00:52:12,208 --> 00:52:13,166 We said 500. 808 00:52:13,333 --> 00:52:16,083 Do the work and then there will be 300. 809 00:52:16,250 --> 00:52:19,166 It's the girl over there with the colonial hat. 810 00:52:19,375 --> 00:52:21,416 It's a Memphis conspiracy. 811 00:52:21,625 --> 00:52:23,000 He's a nice guy. 812 00:52:23,208 --> 00:52:26,333 You were there when rouland came to pick me up. 813 00:52:26,500 --> 00:52:28,500 - I won... - Lines of the hand? 814 00:52:28,666 --> 00:52:29,875 No thanks. 815 00:52:30,041 --> 00:52:32,625 You should. She can tell you real things. 816 00:52:32,833 --> 00:52:34,083 Do you believe in that? 817 00:52:34,291 --> 00:52:36,458 I'm sorry, but it's proven. 818 00:52:36,625 --> 00:52:38,083 Good. I leave you. 819 00:52:40,083 --> 00:52:41,958 Give me your left hand. 820 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,000 I see in your hand a man, 821 00:52:48,458 --> 00:52:49,375 the man of your life. 822 00:52:49,916 --> 00:52:52,666 Handsome man, very charming, 823 00:52:53,083 --> 00:52:54,000 a lot of money. 824 00:52:54,625 --> 00:52:56,041 I see water. 825 00:52:57,041 --> 00:52:58,208 A man drowns. 826 00:52:59,125 --> 00:53:01,916 And the one you're going to love saves that man. 827 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:12,958 Remember what I said. 828 00:53:14,375 --> 00:53:17,416 I have a feeling this is going to happen very soon. 829 00:53:18,458 --> 00:53:21,166 Alright, break up. It's good, it's good. 830 00:53:22,583 --> 00:53:26,708 I don't know what she just told you. It's none of my business. 831 00:53:26,875 --> 00:53:29,250 But I know that you have to listen to these 832 00:53:29,416 --> 00:53:31,583 women because what they say happens. 833 00:53:31,791 --> 00:53:34,083 - It's wrong. - How ? It's proven. 834 00:53:34,291 --> 00:53:36,708 Well, there it is. It's perfect. 835 00:53:36,875 --> 00:53:39,458 Here it is: One, two, three. 836 00:53:43,125 --> 00:53:46,375 Zard, give me back my 100 bucks for the bill. Thanks. 837 00:53:47,416 --> 00:53:49,916 But what does he want? Say, you! 838 00:53:52,208 --> 00:53:54,708 Beautiful lady. I will read your hand. 839 00:53:54,916 --> 00:53:57,708 You love a boy, and he loves you even more. 840 00:53:57,916 --> 00:53:59,791 You think he's gay. 841 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,375 Problem... Problem that needs to be solved. 842 00:54:02,583 --> 00:54:05,875 He is quite the opposite. He is very fond of women. 843 00:54:06,083 --> 00:54:07,125 You in particular. 844 00:54:08,041 --> 00:54:10,291 He is the man of one woman: You. 845 00:54:10,500 --> 00:54:12,625 You have to believe what I tell you. 846 00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:14,208 If I... 847 00:54:19,916 --> 00:54:21,625 He is crazy, this guy! 848 00:54:30,791 --> 00:54:32,791 - So what ? - I do not know. 849 00:54:32,958 --> 00:54:35,666 - She's on the yacht in Memphis. - Let's go. 850 00:54:41,958 --> 00:54:43,208 Report it before 8 P.M. 851 00:54:43,375 --> 00:54:46,250 Tonight I'm having dinner before the fireworks. 852 00:54:46,666 --> 00:54:49,583 [Claudine speaks Japanese] 853 00:54:49,750 --> 00:54:52,208 [He repeats while singing] 854 00:54:52,500 --> 00:54:54,041 Do you like sea urchins? 855 00:54:54,208 --> 00:54:56,000 [She speaks in Japanese] 856 00:54:56,750 --> 00:54:59,125 - That's to say ? - "Do you like sea urchins"? 857 00:54:59,291 --> 00:55:00,125 Yes. And you? 858 00:55:02,750 --> 00:55:05,541 Go on ! Official opening of the sea urchin! 859 00:55:17,416 --> 00:55:18,583 Cheer ! 860 00:55:20,166 --> 00:55:22,625 - [In English] What is it? - Seafood. 861 00:55:22,791 --> 00:55:24,208 Sea fruit. Delicious. 862 00:55:24,375 --> 00:55:27,166 - How do we eat? - We bite into it. Downright. 863 00:55:32,375 --> 00:55:34,875 - It stings ! - Yes. It stings a bit. 864 00:55:35,250 --> 00:55:38,250 All you have to do is open them. So get to work! 865 00:55:40,166 --> 00:55:41,666 A small glass ? 866 00:55:45,875 --> 00:55:47,375 Hop! We have to go. 867 00:55:59,458 --> 00:56:02,000 Hey ! I'm drowning ! 868 00:56:04,958 --> 00:56:05,791 I go ! 869 00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:10,833 Do not move ! We arrive ! 870 00:56:12,666 --> 00:56:13,833 Help ! 871 00:56:14,750 --> 00:56:17,666 I see water. A man drowns. 872 00:56:17,833 --> 00:56:20,625 And the one you're going to love saves that man. 873 00:56:20,833 --> 00:56:23,833 - But get out! - Why ? 874 00:56:24,375 --> 00:56:27,250 But break up! We didn't ask you anything. 875 00:56:27,416 --> 00:56:28,750 What's the matter ? 876 00:56:28,916 --> 00:56:30,833 It's that motherfucker from Memphis. 877 00:56:31,041 --> 00:56:33,291 Oh, the con! Come on, let's go home. 878 00:56:33,500 --> 00:56:35,250 What are you doing here ? 879 00:56:35,458 --> 00:56:36,916 I need to talk to you. 880 00:56:37,125 --> 00:56:40,041 - There is no question. - Claudine! 881 00:56:41,250 --> 00:56:42,625 Claudine! 882 00:56:43,500 --> 00:56:45,250 - Claudine! - Nope ! 883 00:56:45,500 --> 00:56:46,583 Claudine! 884 00:56:49,333 --> 00:56:51,333 - Where is claudine? - She left. 885 00:56:53,166 --> 00:56:55,791 But it's okay? Brand new paint! 886 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:57,375 What ? Here ! 887 00:56:57,583 --> 00:56:58,625 Oh dear ! 888 00:57:00,750 --> 00:57:03,250 - Here, little jerk! - Ouch! Ouch! 889 00:57:03,666 --> 00:57:04,875 Here ! 890 00:57:09,833 --> 00:57:11,083 Go ahead, Memphis! 891 00:57:19,791 --> 00:57:21,541 - Full ahead! - Well received. 892 00:57:23,708 --> 00:57:24,541 He is crazy! 893 00:57:29,708 --> 00:57:30,541 So. 894 00:57:44,083 --> 00:57:46,166 To port. On the rocks. 895 00:58:06,041 --> 00:58:07,166 Asshole, go! 896 00:58:10,875 --> 00:58:12,916 - [Memphis] Goodbye! - My float! 897 00:58:13,083 --> 00:58:14,583 My float pulled out. 898 00:58:16,500 --> 00:58:18,375 Oh! 899 00:58:22,208 --> 00:58:23,916 Let's go ! Let's go ! 900 00:58:45,958 --> 00:58:47,958 Provided nothing happened to them. 901 00:58:48,125 --> 00:58:52,375 There's interest. A pedal boat like that is worth a brick and a half. 902 00:58:52,583 --> 00:58:56,166 [Backfiring engine] 903 00:58:56,375 --> 00:58:58,375 [They shout] 904 00:59:04,375 --> 00:59:05,416 Come up! 905 00:59:05,625 --> 00:59:08,208 A little more, you spent the night there. 906 00:59:09,500 --> 00:59:12,833 Gently ! It's an old shell. 907 00:59:13,041 --> 00:59:15,583 I haven't finished paying it. Bunch of scoundrels! 908 00:59:18,333 --> 00:59:20,166 Oh no ! My boat! 909 00:59:21,750 --> 00:59:24,208 A waterway! My boat! 910 00:59:24,416 --> 00:59:26,375 Quick. She will be wet. 911 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:28,666 A rocket. 912 00:59:37,625 --> 00:59:39,375 Oh, the beautiful red! 913 00:59:46,083 --> 00:59:47,125 Hey... 914 00:59:47,333 --> 00:59:50,791 Graffiti, what date is it today? 915 00:59:50,958 --> 00:59:52,375 It's July 14. 916 00:59:54,125 --> 00:59:57,375 You don't look stupid with your little firecracker. 917 00:59:57,541 --> 01:00:00,500 Oh, you can tell! 918 01:00:00,708 --> 01:00:01,958 Look ! 919 01:00:03,583 --> 01:00:04,750 It's nice. 920 01:00:12,083 --> 01:00:16,125 Do you know how much it costs, a boat like that? 921 01:00:16,750 --> 01:00:18,583 Considering his condition, he was worthless. 922 01:00:18,750 --> 01:00:21,291 What ? At least 10,000 f! 923 01:00:21,458 --> 01:00:23,291 Oh, we'll refund you. 924 01:00:23,666 --> 01:00:26,791 - And my pedal boat? Where is he ? - Oh, there's more. 925 01:00:27,791 --> 01:00:30,916 Do you know how much a pedalo like that is worth? 926 01:00:31,083 --> 01:00:32,333 10,000 f! 927 01:00:32,541 --> 01:00:35,041 - We'll pay you back. - There's interest ! 928 01:00:36,458 --> 01:00:39,166 How are we going to pay it all back? 929 01:00:39,333 --> 01:00:41,833 Ben, the diva, she keeps the truck. 930 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:43,541 No. Not my truck. 931 01:00:43,708 --> 01:00:46,583 - You just have to work. - That's the best! 932 01:00:46,750 --> 01:00:49,458 We already work all year, so the holidays... 933 01:00:49,666 --> 01:00:52,333 Ask, ask! Cotton candy ! 934 01:00:52,500 --> 01:00:54,541 Ask, ask! 935 01:00:55,541 --> 01:00:57,541 Yes miss. So. 936 01:00:57,708 --> 01:01:00,291 Hot or cold, whatever you want. 937 01:01:00,458 --> 01:01:02,416 - What do you want ? - An iced tea. 938 01:01:02,583 --> 01:01:05,833 An iced tea. So. We open our mouths wide. 939 01:01:08,041 --> 01:01:09,166 And there you go. 5 f. 940 01:01:09,375 --> 01:01:12,125 - Fill it up please. - I'm coming ! 941 01:01:25,666 --> 01:01:28,416 Now we need to make physical contact. 942 01:01:28,583 --> 01:01:31,958 It's like a baby with his porridge: 943 01:01:32,125 --> 01:01:36,166 Too hot, he won't eat it, at the right temperature, he jumps on it. 944 01:01:36,625 --> 01:01:39,416 - And it's me, the porridge? - It's you. 945 01:01:42,291 --> 01:01:44,666 Who's going to eat the good porridge? 946 01:01:46,833 --> 01:01:47,875 So ? 947 01:01:48,666 --> 01:01:51,666 It's progressing... this translation, 948 01:01:52,083 --> 01:01:53,250 my little ? 949 01:01:56,625 --> 01:01:57,791 "Orlon 50%." 950 01:01:57,958 --> 01:02:00,916 "Washing temperature"... You have to reset it. 951 01:02:03,875 --> 01:02:05,041 No no. 952 01:02:27,208 --> 01:02:30,375 [He screams] 953 01:02:35,166 --> 01:02:37,291 [He sneers] 954 01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:40,916 So, my little one. Come on. 955 01:02:41,083 --> 01:02:42,666 Good. I am leaving. 956 01:02:42,833 --> 01:02:45,541 A rape, you know how much it costs? 957 01:02:46,708 --> 01:02:49,833 You don't have to formalize. You have to be cool. 958 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:51,750 I don't mind being raped, but I choose 959 01:02:51,916 --> 01:02:54,666 the rapist, the time and the place. 960 01:02:54,833 --> 01:02:57,708 - It's more rape. - Call it what you want. 961 01:02:57,875 --> 01:03:00,250 We haven't finished our rehearsals in Japanese. 962 01:03:00,416 --> 01:03:03,166 I do not care ! Saint-tropez, I have so far. 963 01:03:04,541 --> 01:03:08,166 Can I accompany you to the station, to be forgiven? 964 01:03:08,625 --> 01:03:11,166 - Full, sir? - Yes yes. 965 01:03:11,333 --> 01:03:13,041 - I want a coffee. - I'll give it to you. 966 01:03:18,083 --> 01:03:21,208 - You'll have to take that away from me, huh? - Yeah yeah. 967 01:03:50,875 --> 01:03:53,833 I'm sorry, about earlier. 968 01:03:55,416 --> 01:03:58,708 If you come home, it won't happen again. 969 01:04:00,458 --> 01:04:02,583 I am angry. I do not know why. 970 01:04:06,916 --> 01:04:10,166 We're going home...Huh? 971 01:04:18,291 --> 01:04:21,416 - I said to remove the stain. - Yes. It's coming. 972 01:04:23,708 --> 01:04:24,833 And there you go. 973 01:04:30,458 --> 01:04:34,291 Please, where can we see brigitte bardot? 974 01:04:34,458 --> 01:04:36,375 - It starts again. - Brigitte bardot ? 975 01:04:36,541 --> 01:04:39,791 - It's 150 bucks, 10 dollars. - No problem. 976 01:04:40,166 --> 01:04:42,041 Oh, break up. 977 01:04:44,541 --> 01:04:45,625 Hold on. 978 01:04:45,916 --> 01:04:47,791 - Have you become an idiot? - What ? 979 01:04:47,958 --> 01:04:51,416 - There's money to be had. - Do you have bardot on hand? 980 01:04:51,583 --> 01:04:54,125 Maybe we can find something similar. 981 01:04:54,291 --> 01:04:55,625 There are plenty of chicks here. 982 01:04:56,291 --> 01:04:59,416 The brunette in chamois, doesn't it look like bardot? 983 01:04:59,583 --> 01:05:00,416 There are many ! 984 01:05:01,458 --> 01:05:05,375 Embark! Approach! Thanks. 50f. 985 01:05:05,541 --> 01:05:09,500 Thanks a lot. Embark. Approach, embark. 986 01:05:20,416 --> 01:05:23,708 - Is it still far, bardot? - Nope. We will get there. 987 01:05:23,875 --> 01:05:26,375 In the meantime, this is Paul Newman's house. 988 01:05:26,833 --> 01:05:28,166 You see ? 989 01:05:28,750 --> 01:05:31,208 And a little higher on the right, 990 01:05:31,416 --> 01:05:33,250 it is the house of Robert redford. 991 01:05:33,458 --> 01:05:35,708 [Admiring cries] 992 01:05:36,833 --> 01:05:39,083 - Here we are. - Where is she, bardot? 993 01:05:39,541 --> 01:05:41,958 She won't be long. Are you ready ? 994 01:05:42,166 --> 01:05:43,666 - Yes. - Send. 995 01:05:44,166 --> 01:05:45,625 - Go ahead. - What do I do ? 996 01:05:45,791 --> 01:05:48,208 You run, you dive and you come back. 997 01:05:54,416 --> 01:05:55,333 Oh my god! 998 01:05:56,583 --> 01:05:57,833 [In English] What grace! 999 01:06:00,083 --> 01:06:01,583 [In English] Can we come closer? 1000 01:06:01,791 --> 01:06:06,166 [Admiring comments in English] 1001 01:06:06,375 --> 01:06:09,833 [In English] She's beautiful! But why is she brown? 1002 01:06:27,375 --> 01:06:29,458 It's all up to my clients. 1003 01:06:30,375 --> 01:06:31,458 Good. 1004 01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:35,166 I will give them back. Come back tomorrow. 1005 01:06:35,375 --> 01:06:38,958 - That's all ? - But I can come back tomorrow. 1006 01:06:39,166 --> 01:06:40,791 Account. Account. 1007 01:06:42,083 --> 01:06:44,958 So, kids, was the day good? 1008 01:06:46,791 --> 01:06:48,041 We will come back tomorrow. 1009 01:06:48,208 --> 01:06:51,500 - If you forget, too bad. - We have a memory for numbers. 1010 01:06:51,666 --> 01:06:53,625 We are two computers. 1011 01:07:06,708 --> 01:07:08,083 He does tons of it. 1012 01:07:21,291 --> 01:07:23,041 You have won a photo. 1013 01:07:27,541 --> 01:07:28,958 Go on. Thanks. 1014 01:07:30,958 --> 01:07:33,666 Don't you find that demeaning? 1015 01:07:33,833 --> 01:07:36,500 No. The public that loves me loves to see me, 1016 01:07:36,666 --> 01:07:38,958 and for them to love me, they have to see me. 1017 01:07:39,166 --> 01:07:42,041 And hold on. That's the job! 1018 01:07:42,541 --> 01:07:43,375 Indeed. 1019 01:07:43,583 --> 01:07:47,291 But isn't this one a bit shorter? 1020 01:07:47,458 --> 01:07:50,125 Listen. You can measure these machines. 1021 01:07:50,291 --> 01:07:51,625 Yes. In effect. 1022 01:07:51,833 --> 01:07:52,875 I will operate again. 1023 01:07:53,916 --> 01:07:57,125 I'll shorten this one a bit. It's not Peru! 1024 01:08:01,208 --> 01:08:02,208 How is she ? 1025 01:08:03,666 --> 01:08:04,500 Flawless. 1026 01:08:04,708 --> 01:08:05,625 Send, then. 1027 01:08:05,833 --> 01:08:07,583 Ok. Just go ! 1028 01:08:09,583 --> 01:08:12,000 [In English] Here it is! 1029 01:08:12,208 --> 01:08:19,333 [Admiring comments in English] 1030 01:08:19,541 --> 01:08:22,083 [She speaks Japanese] 1031 01:08:22,250 --> 01:08:23,708 Alright for today. 1032 01:08:23,875 --> 01:08:26,666 - Can I go swimming? - Go ahead, my dear. 1033 01:08:33,375 --> 01:08:35,541 As soon as she is off, you scare her. 1034 01:08:35,750 --> 01:08:39,541 We're going to go swimming. You organize a cat party. 1035 01:08:39,708 --> 01:08:42,708 Contact in a liquid medium: It can only crack. 1036 01:08:44,333 --> 01:08:45,625 Everyone in the water ! 1037 01:08:45,791 --> 01:08:48,875 Mandatory chat party, and I'm the cat! 1038 01:08:59,541 --> 01:09:00,583 Nope ! 1039 01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:06,458 No no no ! 1040 01:09:12,416 --> 01:09:13,250 What's this ? 1041 01:09:14,166 --> 01:09:17,500 A shark ! Get out of the water! A shark ! 1042 01:09:17,708 --> 01:09:19,666 A shark ! Get out quickly! Quick ! 1043 01:09:19,875 --> 01:09:21,083 All ! All ! 1044 01:09:21,250 --> 01:09:23,708 [They shout] 1045 01:09:24,708 --> 01:09:27,125 Help ! 1046 01:09:34,750 --> 01:09:35,666 Everybody is here ? 1047 01:09:38,708 --> 01:09:39,708 Claudine! 1048 01:09:47,291 --> 01:09:48,125 Good ! 1049 01:09:48,333 --> 01:09:49,875 [She screams] 1050 01:10:20,833 --> 01:10:21,666 Help ! 1051 01:10:23,750 --> 01:10:26,000 Claudine! I'm coming ! 1052 01:10:27,375 --> 01:10:28,208 Who is it ? 1053 01:10:28,791 --> 01:10:30,125 Hold on. I'm coming ! 1054 01:10:30,333 --> 01:10:33,250 Ah! Help ! 1055 01:10:34,041 --> 01:10:35,083 Hold on ! 1056 01:10:35,250 --> 01:10:36,541 Hold on ! I'm coming ! 1057 01:10:36,750 --> 01:10:37,708 What I concern myself ? 1058 01:10:37,916 --> 01:10:39,000 Lying ! 1059 01:10:39,375 --> 01:10:40,416 Nasty animal ! 1060 01:10:40,708 --> 01:10:41,791 Lying ! 1061 01:10:42,375 --> 01:10:43,208 Nasty animal ! 1062 01:10:43,416 --> 01:10:44,666 I could have done that. 1063 01:10:45,291 --> 01:10:47,125 I don't want to see you here anymore! 1064 01:10:47,791 --> 01:10:49,916 Lay down, bitch! 1065 01:10:50,291 --> 01:10:51,416 We're going to the boat! 1066 01:10:55,416 --> 01:10:57,125 The shark ! The shark ! 1067 01:10:57,291 --> 01:11:00,291 It's finish. It's finish. He's gone now. 1068 01:11:00,583 --> 01:11:03,000 Baby! Baby, I was so scared. 1069 01:11:03,208 --> 01:11:04,291 Baby! 1070 01:11:04,708 --> 01:11:06,875 But there I was. I was there. 1071 01:11:24,041 --> 01:11:26,000 With me, you have nothing to fear. 1072 01:11:26,166 --> 01:11:29,541 Baby, I feel so safe in your arms. 1073 01:11:29,708 --> 01:11:30,958 It's normal. 1074 01:11:42,166 --> 01:11:43,416 The shark ! 1075 01:11:43,833 --> 01:11:46,958 The shark ! The shark behind! 1076 01:11:47,541 --> 01:11:49,541 I know what you are going to say. 1077 01:11:50,083 --> 01:11:52,208 - Little jerk! - I knew it. 1078 01:11:52,375 --> 01:11:54,875 Never try to see me again. 1079 01:11:56,666 --> 01:11:59,333 [Bicycle horn] 1080 01:11:59,541 --> 01:12:01,458 Chief, a shark. 1081 01:12:02,041 --> 01:12:05,666 There's a shark behind! Get away, there's a shark! 1082 01:12:05,875 --> 01:12:07,250 What are we doing ? 1083 01:12:07,416 --> 01:12:09,750 We haven't seen anything. I am close to retirement. 1084 01:12:09,958 --> 01:12:12,000 [In English] Where is brigitte? 1085 01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:14,541 Cool, cool. 1086 01:12:14,750 --> 01:12:17,041 [Protests in English] 1087 01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:18,250 So ? 1088 01:12:18,458 --> 01:12:19,833 I have no hinny. 1089 01:12:20,416 --> 01:12:21,458 Find me one! 1090 01:12:21,666 --> 01:12:22,875 You're funny ! Who ? 1091 01:12:23,458 --> 01:12:24,583 Get over it. Quick ! 1092 01:12:33,541 --> 01:12:35,375 - Baby! - Yes ? 1093 01:12:35,583 --> 01:12:37,500 I have one, but back off a bit. 1094 01:12:37,916 --> 01:12:39,500 No. They are furious. 1095 01:12:39,708 --> 01:12:42,041 Good, okay. Come on, go, my pussy. 1096 01:12:42,250 --> 01:12:44,833 And there she is, in flesh and bone. 1097 01:12:45,041 --> 01:12:46,791 [She sings] 1098 01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:48,625 - [In English] There she is! - Wait! 1099 01:12:50,291 --> 01:12:52,041 It's not brigitte bardot! 1100 01:12:52,583 --> 01:12:54,708 It's his understudy. 1101 01:12:55,791 --> 01:12:58,625 Captain, we're moving away. We're moving away, captain. 1102 01:13:07,041 --> 01:13:08,291 Here comes Steve McQueen! 1103 01:13:12,666 --> 01:13:16,541 - Did you do that? - We had a ball with bardot. 1104 01:13:16,750 --> 01:13:21,125 Tomorrow is the windsurfing race, with great prizes. 1105 01:13:21,291 --> 01:13:23,750 I don't know how to windsurf. 1106 01:13:23,916 --> 01:13:26,791 - You have 24 hours to learn. - No more. 1107 01:13:27,625 --> 01:13:28,458 They are beautiful. 1108 01:15:12,541 --> 01:15:14,916 [Cheers] 1109 01:15:27,666 --> 01:15:29,541 Frozen drinks! 1110 01:15:29,708 --> 01:15:31,541 Hot fries! 1111 01:15:32,125 --> 01:15:33,916 Here Mr. Here, here. 1112 01:15:34,291 --> 01:15:35,583 An iced coffee. 1113 01:15:35,791 --> 01:15:37,250 Oh fuck ! My judge. 1114 01:15:37,416 --> 01:15:39,416 Very icy, without sugar. 1115 01:15:39,583 --> 01:15:41,166 It comes, it comes. 1116 01:15:45,583 --> 01:15:46,791 So ? 1117 01:15:48,791 --> 01:15:50,333 It's coming ? 1118 01:15:50,500 --> 01:15:51,916 Here, here. 1119 01:15:52,250 --> 01:15:54,000 Here Mr. So. 1120 01:15:57,458 --> 01:15:59,750 [Buzzing] 1121 01:16:05,041 --> 01:16:07,625 What is that crazy girl over there? 1122 01:16:10,500 --> 01:16:13,541 He's not your ex-fiancé, sometimes? 1123 01:16:13,750 --> 01:16:15,541 Yes. Oh! 1124 01:16:15,750 --> 01:16:16,875 Oh ! 1125 01:16:17,500 --> 01:16:19,291 - Come! - Here, here! 1126 01:16:19,791 --> 01:16:20,666 Come to see ! 1127 01:16:22,125 --> 01:16:23,083 Well ! 1128 01:16:23,291 --> 01:16:26,416 You are going to serve US some sweets. 1129 01:16:26,625 --> 01:16:27,875 I need to talk to you. 1130 01:16:29,208 --> 01:16:32,791 I'll take a shower and come back. Wait for me there. 1131 01:16:45,416 --> 01:16:46,500 It's not okay, right? 1132 01:16:46,708 --> 01:16:49,041 Hang on, kid. We are going for a walk. 1133 01:16:49,250 --> 01:16:51,541 He is sick, this guy. He's sick ! 1134 01:17:02,833 --> 01:17:05,958 - Chief, a shower stall. - Oh, that's how it goes! 1135 01:17:11,541 --> 01:17:12,583 My feet are burning! 1136 01:17:12,791 --> 01:17:14,125 We will refresh them. 1137 01:17:14,333 --> 01:17:15,625 [Honk] 1138 01:17:20,458 --> 01:17:21,750 Bastard! 1139 01:17:23,375 --> 01:17:24,250 You'll see ! 1140 01:17:44,916 --> 01:17:46,208 Here is cousteau. 1141 01:17:53,958 --> 01:17:55,458 Good game ! 1142 01:18:12,958 --> 01:18:14,833 Make her jealous. 1143 01:18:15,416 --> 01:18:17,166 Seduce petronille. 1144 01:18:17,541 --> 01:18:20,791 - A switchboard operator? - She's her best friend. 1145 01:18:21,208 --> 01:18:23,583 The worst affront for a woman. 1146 01:18:23,750 --> 01:18:27,166 - Are you sure ? - Elementary female psychology, 1147 01:18:27,375 --> 01:18:29,125 my dear Memphis. 1148 01:18:29,500 --> 01:18:32,500 Ladies and gentlemen, you can ask your questions. 1149 01:18:32,708 --> 01:18:34,458 And this famous tour? 1150 01:18:34,958 --> 01:18:37,333 The tour will be under the sign of love. 1151 01:18:37,500 --> 01:18:41,833 Exclusively, the theme will be: The search for the woman of my life. 1152 01:18:43,166 --> 01:18:44,041 On the scene, 1153 01:18:44,250 --> 01:18:47,416 spectators will try the love-computer with me. 1154 01:18:47,625 --> 01:18:51,166 What if the machine discovers the woman of your life? 1155 01:18:51,833 --> 01:18:54,708 I marry her. Not the machine, the woman! 1156 01:18:55,333 --> 01:18:58,916 Won't there be thousands coming to try their luck? 1157 01:18:59,125 --> 01:19:00,750 I hope. 1158 01:19:07,541 --> 01:19:11,666 And as a preview, for our Japanese friends here present, 1159 01:19:11,875 --> 01:19:15,750 I will perform the first words of my song in Japanese, 1160 01:19:15,916 --> 01:19:18,541 and I must say also, in tribute to a lovely young woman. 1161 01:19:23,833 --> 01:19:25,250 [He sings destiny in Japanese] 1162 01:19:41,750 --> 01:19:45,458 [Applause] 1163 01:19:47,375 --> 01:19:48,625 Cheer ! 1164 01:19:49,500 --> 01:19:52,041 [Engines] 1165 01:20:02,958 --> 01:20:04,750 That's a good question. 1166 01:20:09,708 --> 01:20:11,208 - Well then... - Drop! 1167 01:20:12,208 --> 01:20:14,833 [Cries] 1168 01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:22,125 - The ! Bonnard! - But what... 1169 01:20:26,416 --> 01:20:27,250 Behind the bar. 1170 01:20:27,416 --> 01:20:29,791 - There's one that's hidden. - Release! 1171 01:20:32,416 --> 01:20:34,625 - The big pile under the table. - I take it ! 1172 01:20:36,458 --> 01:20:37,875 The big ! 1173 01:20:39,208 --> 01:20:40,375 Dive on destiny. 1174 01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:55,833 Banzai! 1175 01:20:59,750 --> 01:21:03,125 Great ! Great, Mr. Memphis. Cheer ! 1176 01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:06,000 - We sign whenever you want. - Cheer. 1177 01:21:06,166 --> 01:21:09,666 In Tokyo, with your final, you stuff for 10 years. 1178 01:21:09,875 --> 01:21:14,125 I don't want to brag, but it seems to me that this one is shorter. 1179 01:21:14,333 --> 01:21:16,916 I don't want this maniac to operate on me anymore. 1180 01:21:17,125 --> 01:21:22,166 Me too, I'm fed up! If you want to limp, that's your problem. 1181 01:21:22,333 --> 01:21:24,083 Don't take this the wrong way, doctor. 1182 01:21:24,291 --> 01:21:25,458 It's always those 1183 01:21:25,666 --> 01:21:27,666 who don't care who criticize. 1184 01:21:27,833 --> 01:21:31,625 When I operate, do you know what he does? Well, he's sleeping. 1185 01:21:31,833 --> 01:21:33,000 And after, 1186 01:21:33,208 --> 01:21:35,583 monsieur takes the Liberty of criticizing my work! 1187 01:21:35,791 --> 01:21:37,375 I'm sorry, doctor. 1188 01:21:37,750 --> 01:21:41,416 I want to operate on you again tomorrow, but it's the last time. 1189 01:21:41,583 --> 01:21:44,291 I'll shorten this one a bit. 1190 01:21:52,041 --> 01:21:54,666 Stopped ! I saw it first. 1191 01:22:11,083 --> 01:22:12,791 He and I are on the right track. 1192 01:22:13,416 --> 01:22:15,250 I realize the dream of my life. 1193 01:22:15,833 --> 01:22:18,250 Kid, I dreamed of working with him. 1194 01:22:18,416 --> 01:22:21,041 Then I dreamed that he took me in his arms. 1195 01:22:21,208 --> 01:22:23,541 The other day, he even kissed me. 1196 01:22:23,708 --> 01:22:25,375 Watch out for waking up... 1197 01:22:25,541 --> 01:22:27,958 - You are jealous. - No way. 1198 01:22:28,166 --> 01:22:31,791 Do not insist. I tell you he disagrees. 1199 01:22:32,500 --> 01:22:34,791 But no ! He does not want. 1200 01:22:34,958 --> 01:22:37,041 Mr. Memphis has other things to do. 1201 01:22:38,666 --> 01:22:41,375 - How are you ? No problem ? - It bathes. 1202 01:22:44,083 --> 01:22:46,458 Are you happy with your machine? 1203 01:22:46,625 --> 01:22:47,916 She's fine, huh? 1204 01:22:48,083 --> 01:22:50,166 - That works ? - I want ! 1205 01:22:50,333 --> 01:22:52,500 If we tried? You say we... 1206 01:22:53,666 --> 01:22:54,916 Hold the line. 1207 01:22:55,125 --> 01:22:56,458 If we tried? 1208 01:22:58,708 --> 01:22:59,666 We will try 1209 01:22:59,875 --> 01:23:01,375 with another. Petronilla! 1210 01:23:01,583 --> 01:23:02,875 What ? 1211 01:23:06,208 --> 01:23:07,708 Petronilla, come and see. 1212 01:23:07,875 --> 01:23:08,916 Sorry. 1213 01:23:09,500 --> 01:23:10,333 Let's try. 1214 01:23:13,250 --> 01:23:15,708 [Music from "destiny"] 1215 01:23:32,291 --> 01:23:33,458 So ? 1216 01:23:33,916 --> 01:23:34,750 What gives? 1217 01:23:35,208 --> 01:23:37,416 It's a disaster. Disaster. 1218 01:23:39,250 --> 01:23:40,500 A try. 1219 01:23:55,291 --> 01:23:57,375 He cut me 50 cm! 1220 01:23:57,541 --> 01:24:00,000 You exaggerate. And then you were too big. 1221 01:24:00,166 --> 01:24:01,750 - Oh yes. - You find ? 1222 01:24:01,916 --> 01:24:04,041 - Really. - You're fine, like that. 1223 01:24:04,208 --> 01:24:06,458 The feet had to touch the ground. 1224 01:24:06,666 --> 01:24:08,041 You are not wobbly? 1225 01:24:08,750 --> 01:24:10,333 A tad over here. 1226 01:24:10,708 --> 01:24:12,541 I can operate again tomorrow morning. 1227 01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:14,916 It's a shame, he danced well. 1228 01:24:16,333 --> 01:24:17,333 What is it ? 1229 01:24:17,500 --> 01:24:20,291 - Pétronille swallowed sleeping pills. - Nope ! 1230 01:24:27,583 --> 01:24:29,791 - So what ? - Well, you see: 1231 01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:32,708 She swallowed a whole tube of barbiturates, 1232 01:24:32,916 --> 01:24:35,041 but she forgot to remove the cork. 1233 01:24:36,500 --> 01:24:38,083 But it works. 1234 01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:40,916 - It's you who...? - Yes. 1235 01:24:43,625 --> 01:24:46,291 - It's stupid, love. - It is discussed. 1236 01:24:46,458 --> 01:24:49,208 I go home. I'll be back in 5 min. 1237 01:24:49,375 --> 01:24:52,958 How about taking advantage of the Memphis car? Yes. Come on! 1238 01:24:53,125 --> 01:24:55,583 Hey, Mr. Memphis! 1239 01:24:55,750 --> 01:24:59,041 Can you take US? We will stay calm. 1240 01:24:59,750 --> 01:25:02,125 Why do you say it's stupid, love? 1241 01:25:02,291 --> 01:25:05,875 You always love those who don't love you, and it ends badly. 1242 01:25:06,041 --> 01:25:08,208 Are you talking about your girlfriend here? 1243 01:25:09,041 --> 01:25:10,041 Yes. 1244 01:25:10,208 --> 01:25:11,333 Oh good. 1245 01:25:11,500 --> 01:25:12,791 It's the same for me. 1246 01:25:12,958 --> 01:25:17,000 I'm madly in love with a girl who doesn't want me. I'm about to break down. 1247 01:25:17,166 --> 01:25:18,708 I was talking seriously. 1248 01:25:18,875 --> 01:25:21,541 Me too. It's serious, love, imagine. 1249 01:25:21,708 --> 01:25:22,916 It is deserved. 1250 01:25:23,083 --> 01:25:24,291 It is tasted. 1251 01:25:25,583 --> 01:25:26,583 Are you having dinner with me? 1252 01:25:28,666 --> 01:25:29,875 I succeeded! 1253 01:25:30,041 --> 01:25:31,875 I succeeded. I saved her. 1254 01:25:32,083 --> 01:25:33,791 Saved, yes. 1255 01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:35,250 My claw is ruined. 1256 01:25:37,458 --> 01:25:39,041 Tremendous. You come with me ? 1257 01:25:39,250 --> 01:25:43,916 [Country song] 1258 01:25:54,333 --> 01:25:56,083 If I was gay, as you say, do you think I 1259 01:25:56,250 --> 01:25:59,875 could look at you while stroking your hand? 1260 01:26:00,041 --> 01:26:01,625 Yes. It's not hard. 1261 01:26:01,791 --> 01:26:03,125 At the same time ? 1262 01:26:03,291 --> 01:26:06,166 Have you already tried? It's really hard. Try. 1263 01:26:06,333 --> 01:26:08,500 It takes enormous concentration. 1264 01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:16,041 [They sing] 1265 01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:23,916 So, my dear? We were looking for you everywhere. 1266 01:26:24,125 --> 01:26:25,208 We were worried. 1267 01:26:25,416 --> 01:26:27,583 But yes. Robert waited for you 1268 01:26:27,791 --> 01:26:28,916 all evening. 1269 01:26:31,083 --> 01:26:33,875 What's the matter with you, always bugging me? 1270 01:26:34,041 --> 01:26:35,958 Baby, calm down. 1271 01:26:36,125 --> 01:26:38,958 You misunderstand our intentions. 1272 01:26:41,375 --> 01:26:42,958 He's going to run out of saliva. 1273 01:26:43,125 --> 01:26:46,250 Are you going to listen to me, my little cunt? Eh ? Good. 1274 01:26:47,208 --> 01:26:48,833 Your problems with claudine, at the 1275 01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:53,250 premiere of my show, I will solve them. 1276 01:26:53,458 --> 01:26:55,125 [Audience, enthusiastic] Memphis! Memphis! 1277 01:26:55,333 --> 01:26:56,958 [The cheers continue] 1278 01:27:27,875 --> 01:27:29,291 You can send. 1279 01:27:57,166 --> 01:27:59,666 This is a love-computer. 1280 01:28:00,958 --> 01:28:02,041 With this machine, 1281 01:28:02,625 --> 01:28:04,833 you will know if you are compatible. 1282 01:28:05,500 --> 01:28:06,333 You there, 1283 01:28:06,541 --> 01:28:08,375 are you sure about him? 1284 01:28:08,583 --> 01:28:12,250 You... yes, you... sir, are you really sure of her? 1285 01:28:12,458 --> 01:28:14,916 You will know everything about your destiny. 1286 01:28:15,458 --> 01:28:17,458 ♪ Destiny ♪ 1287 01:28:17,833 --> 01:28:21,458 ♪ we were both destined ♪ 1288 01:28:21,916 --> 01:28:25,458 ♪ to see our paths meet ♪ 1289 01:28:25,875 --> 01:28:28,916 ♪ to love each other without asking why ♪ 1290 01:28:29,291 --> 01:28:30,958 ♪ you and me ♪ 1291 01:28:31,166 --> 01:28:33,333 ♪ destiny ♪ 1292 01:28:33,833 --> 01:28:37,250 ♪ no need to run or fight ♪ 1293 01:28:37,625 --> 01:28:41,166 ♪ it's written in our destiny ♪ 1294 01:28:41,666 --> 01:28:44,791 ♪ you can't escape it ♪ 1295 01:28:45,000 --> 01:28:46,791 ♪ it's engraved ♪ 1296 01:28:47,000 --> 01:28:49,458 ♪ in life ♪ 1297 01:28:49,625 --> 01:28:53,375 ♪ not every day is the same, you're bored ♪ 1298 01:28:53,541 --> 01:28:56,958 ♪ you are impatiently waiting for the sun ♪ 1299 01:28:57,125 --> 01:28:59,833 ♪ madly, passionately ♪ 1300 01:29:02,875 --> 01:29:05,166 ♪ destiny ♪ 1301 01:29:05,458 --> 01:29:08,500 ♪ where are you, you who were meant for me? ♪ 1302 01:29:09,375 --> 01:29:13,125 ♪ If you ever recognize yourself ♪ 1303 01:29:13,333 --> 01:29:15,958 ♪ I would like to hear you scream ♪ 1304 01:29:16,875 --> 01:29:18,541 ♪ call me ♪ 1305 01:29:18,750 --> 01:29:20,750 Is there anyone who loves me? 1306 01:29:22,083 --> 01:29:22,916 I did not hear. 1307 01:29:23,125 --> 01:29:24,208 Me ! 1308 01:29:24,416 --> 01:29:26,208 You ? You ? 1309 01:29:26,416 --> 01:29:27,916 Yes. Me ! 1310 01:29:28,125 --> 01:29:29,750 - It's you ? - Me ! 1311 01:29:31,416 --> 01:29:32,625 You. 1312 01:29:33,500 --> 01:29:34,916 Yes. You. 1313 01:29:51,541 --> 01:29:53,291 Are we made for each other? 1314 01:29:53,500 --> 01:29:54,708 Nope ! 1315 01:29:56,750 --> 01:30:01,000 [The machine creaks sadly] 1316 01:30:02,125 --> 01:30:03,458 No. 1317 01:30:13,041 --> 01:30:16,750 [Happy squeak] 1318 01:30:22,333 --> 01:30:23,291 It's impossible. 1319 01:30:33,125 --> 01:30:35,583 [Applause] 1320 01:30:35,750 --> 01:30:37,125 The first couple of the summer! 1321 01:30:48,083 --> 01:30:50,375 ♪ Destiny ♪ 1322 01:30:50,541 --> 01:30:54,000 ♪ heart torn again ♪ 1323 01:30:54,458 --> 01:30:58,041 ♪ I'm a clown without makeup ♪ 1324 01:30:58,333 --> 01:31:01,708 ♪ the big curtain has just come down ♪ 1325 01:31:01,875 --> 01:31:03,666 ♪ on the summer ♪ 1326 01:31:03,833 --> 01:31:05,958 ♪ destiny ♪ 1327 01:31:10,000 --> 01:31:13,083 I'll pick you up in an hour and we're off to the Greek islands. 1328 01:31:13,250 --> 01:31:16,166 Ok. Just you, me, the sea and the sun. 1329 01:31:17,416 --> 01:31:19,833 - See you soon. Quickly. - Ok. 1330 01:31:24,458 --> 01:31:25,666 Well then, say it ! 1331 01:31:25,833 --> 01:31:29,541 A week on the boat from Memphis. You have one of those veins! 1332 01:31:29,708 --> 01:31:30,708 I say. 1333 01:31:30,875 --> 01:31:34,583 - Will send you postcards. - That's all I have to do! 1334 01:31:34,916 --> 01:31:37,750 He is stupid. My god he is stupid! 1335 01:31:39,541 --> 01:31:40,583 Are you already there? 1336 01:31:40,791 --> 01:31:42,958 I am ready. Let's go ? 1337 01:31:43,166 --> 01:31:44,208 Here we go, yes. 1338 01:31:44,375 --> 01:31:47,041 No no. I hate goodbyes on the docks. 1339 01:31:55,000 --> 01:31:56,791 - We are here. - Already ready? 1340 01:31:57,000 --> 01:31:57,875 So this is it. 1341 01:31:58,041 --> 01:32:00,625 Our winners. The picture. Smile! 1342 01:32:05,500 --> 01:32:07,208 What are you doing here? 1343 01:32:07,375 --> 01:32:10,375 I'm coming for bebel. He is ready ? 1344 01:32:11,291 --> 01:32:12,875 He's already gone with you. 1345 01:32:14,083 --> 01:32:17,083 - Is this a joke? - But no. 1346 01:32:21,125 --> 01:32:22,791 Go on ! Good tour! 1347 01:32:23,125 --> 01:32:26,041 The Greek islands are in the background on the left! 1348 01:32:30,750 --> 01:32:32,333 And congratulations again! 1349 01:32:36,041 --> 01:32:38,791 Mister Memphis! Autograph ! 1350 01:32:45,625 --> 01:32:48,541 Hello, Helen! Was it good, the Seychelles? 1351 01:32:48,708 --> 01:32:50,208 Are you the sister of...? 1352 01:32:51,333 --> 01:32:53,583 Claudine has just left with the man of her life. 1353 01:32:53,791 --> 01:32:55,833 But, petronille, I am claudine! 1354 01:32:56,000 --> 01:32:59,875 - Oh no. It's not going to start again! - Yes. It just started again. 1355 01:33:02,416 --> 01:33:03,333 Why are you laughing ? 1356 01:33:03,500 --> 01:33:06,625 I'm thinking of your ex-fiancé who left with your sister. 1357 01:33:06,791 --> 01:33:09,750 He really had to be stupid, you see. 1358 01:33:11,833 --> 01:33:13,083 Yeah. 1359 01:34:53,708 --> 01:34:56,875 Subtitling: Eclair vanda